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An Still-Entirely-Redundant (But More Useful than Expected) Viewing Log for 2007

I'm actually excited about watching Skydivers sans 'bots. It's so far afield from basic film grammar that Francis almost looks like some weird kind of avant-garde idiot savant. I'll admit, the film impressed me on some deep level.

11/5/2007 View
2007: My Year in Movies, From Death to Birth

Beats the heck outta Van Helsing, that's for sure.

But then, that's true of your average test pattern... :-)

11/3/2007 View
The Progress in My Attempt to See Every Film in The Criterion Collection

Yeah, I've heard that a lot. Crap. Maybe Criterion will give this one a miss. We can only hope.

11/1/2007 View
Films Seen: In 2007

69. (28 October) 30 Days of Night (2007, David Slade) (f) [65]

Say what?

10/29/2007 View
The '07 Movie Hierarchy

It's pretty ugly at times, but that doesn't factor into my reservations -- I think Kaye uses too much footage of easy-target pro-life zealots long after he's made any point that could be gleaned from said footage. (The Lamb of God minister, in particular, is an egregious inclusion.) That said, it's still potent shit.

10/29/2007 View
Films Seen: In 2007

I thought it was obvious. Crap direction, crap writing, zero scares, weak gore, three colors in the film's visual palette and the only genuine actor in the cast is relegated to wearing giant black contacts and emoting in a fake language through huge fake teeth. The audience I saw it with was more entertaining.

10/29/2007 View
The Big Backlog

Cost me twenty bucks off half.com, but I have a feeling it was so worth it.

(And don't feel bad... the real let down is from the entire Westchester library system, who let me keep a hold on it for a month before removing it from their online catalogue without telling me.)

And I work retail. Sick days? I know of no such thing. :-)

What'd you think of Zazie? I think it was pretty amazing myself -- a bizarre and harrowing film masquerading as a light and silly one.

10/29/2007 View
51 greatest lyrics of all time

For my money, Cave's best lyrical work is on Henry's Dream. The imagery in "Papa Won't Leave You, Henry" is spellbinding, and "John Finn's Wife" is probably his best story-song.

10/24/2007 View
An Still-Entirely-Redundant (But More Useful than Expected) Viewing Log for 2007

Creepy giiirl, oh creepy giiiirl...

10/20/2007 View
The Progress in My Attempt to See Every Film in The Criterion Collection

Yes. Yes it is. It's, um, interesting, to say the least. Horribly vulgar and sick stuff, yet fascinating.

10/18/2007 View
An Still-Entirely-Redundant (But More Useful than Expected) Viewing Log for 2007

Tristana has Catherine Denueve, Viridiana has Silvia Pinal. Also, Tristana sucks and Viridiana doesn't.

10/17/2007 View
1999 Films - Ranked

Calling Fight Club anti-capitalist is missing the point. While Fincher and co. nail a certain societal discontent in modern life vis-a-vis the capitalist rat race and the push to consume, they also ultimately put about as much stock in Tyler's philosophies as they do in those of L. Ron Hubbard.

10/17/2007 View
The Progress in My Attempt to See Every Film in The Criterion Collection

Some day, I will have slain this dragon... my resolve is now set, dammit. At least I don't have any more Michael Bay to slog through. (Is that a Transformers disc on the horizon? Oh, no -- no it isn't! Hooray!) Of course, given their track record together, I'm going to have to see The Darjeeling Limited at some point. Which I'd rather not.

Overlord is definitely worth a look. Pretty harrowing stuff.

10/16/2007 View
1999 Films - Ranked

"Your children are now in the custody of Carl's, Jr." If that doesn't make you laugh, I don't know what would.

10/16/2007 View
1999 Films - Ranked

Mike Judge has never been funny.

This statement, by any objective standards, is wrong. Sorry dude.

Also, there's no way Fight Club is an F and Inspector Gadget is a B-. I t'ink you have'em dem grades backwards...

10/15/2007 View