Ok my friend and I are self proclaimed Homestarrunner experts and we came up with our favorite 100 Homestarrunner quotes I quarantee to give you many laughs. Please reply if you have any quetions about where any of them come from...
1. Your not Ali! Your not even.. Literate~ Strong Bad
2. Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There’s ketchup on the computer!~ Strong Bad
3. Hey Bibs. Gimme a little summin summin~ Stong Bad
4. CORDENZAaaaaaa!~ stong Sad
5. So, I understand you enjoy skipping around like an idiot. Is this true?~ Strong Bad
6. Well, I could tape this blank floppy disk to my head and dance around acting like the crazy squeaky guy. LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO! I’m a squeaky guy!~ Strong Bad
7. I think we meant dumplings but we were really hungry and tiread and sorta confused~ Strong Bad
8. CGNU! Me?~ Homestarrunner
9. I guess I just don’t understaaaaand the ladies~ Homestarrunner
10. Oh… thanks yeah go ahead and save that so I can treasure it forever and ever.. And show it to my kids~ Strong Bad
10. Ohhhh it’s a preview I get it!~ Homestarrunner
11. Four cool drinks for Four cool guys!~ Homestarrnner
12. Feel free to follow along with my step by step instructions. I MAKE DRAWING FUN!~ Strong Bad
13. We’re meeting by the stick in Oh 15 minutes~ Homestarrunner
14. Well, aren’t you going to get your 409 or awesome sauce or whatever your going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist chamoise…~ Strong Bad
15. It keepsa me warm at night~ Strong Bad
16. Hello I’m a shrimp~ Strong Bad
17. As you can see by my resume, I have experience in many related fields~ Strong Bad
18. Hey man, are ketchup bombs real?~ Strong Bad
19. Umm I don’t know what your saying! And you still smell like pea soup!~ Homestarrunner
20. I told the team I’d buy them real fruit smoothies if them won the game, and they won the game, so I’m going to buy them real fruit smoothies. ~ Strong Bad
21. Did you take some of my pills again?~ Strong Sad
22. Put on a purple thing and dance around!~ Strong Mad
23. No two people are not on fire.. Awww~ Strong Bad
24. Watch me do a little bit of email and ill watch you do a little bit of.. Oh that’s never happened before!~ Strong Bad
25. Oh its an email that has happened before and quite a few times if I remember correctly.~ Strong Bad
26. Look who thinks he’s clever Dan!~ Strong Bad
27. Well Ali theresa one of me. Mmm Deleted WHAT? NO! NO UNDELETED UNDELETED!~ Strong Bad
28. Hey! The floating swiss cake roll is talking to you!~ Strong Bad
29. It aww started when I decided to dwink 32 glasses of melon-aid~ Homestarrunner
30. I hate that fweaking marshmellow!~ Strong Bad
31. But I have to go now and do something completely unrelated to throwing together the aforementioned local news.. HOIGHT!~ Strong Bad
32. My focus is all crocus~ Strong Bad
33. Senor Cardgage wasn’t cool! He gave me nightmares!~ Strong Sad
34. Tallahas.. Tasalany… Gainsville, Florida~ Strong Bad
35. In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of the name of your town.. Murfressbo~ Strong Bad
36. I said consumate V’s, Conmsumate V’s!~ Strong Bad
37. Oh man Pom Pom you have got to come hear this!~ Strong Bad
38. Hey Stinkoman I know everyone says you’re the guy but I wanna be the guy to!~ Japanese Homestarruner
39. Oh I doubt it I dwove!~ Homestarrunner
40. Looks like I’m going to have to jump!~ Strong Bad
41. Grood! I mean Great! Great and Good!~ Teen Girl Squad 3
42. Ya’ll are wack! Wickity wack? No just the regular type.~ Teen Girl Squad 4?
43. Hehe.. We’re cool.. NO YOUR NOT!~ Teen Girl Squad 4
44. I think I has the solution!~ Homestarrunner
45. My blood hurts.~ Teen Girl Squad 3
46. Okay man I’m only gonna sing this one more time. OHH if you wanna show possesion its just ITS but if you wanna make a contracton then IT’S.. Scalawag!~ Strong Bad
47. Capital M followed by arshie!~ Meet Marshie
48. Pathetic! I didn’t say anything about roads!~ The Cheat
49. Whoa! Check it out!~ Homestarrunner
50. We need to find away to actually get some drink without having to actually get some drinks.~ Strong Bad
51. Oh I don’t know nothin about nothing~ Bubs
52. It escaped.. Into the mountains~ Strong bad
53. I mean.. I think I’m a cool guy~ Homestarrunner
54. Kristin you look burnt.. Or dead.~ Teen Girl Squad 2
55. Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has!~ Strong Bad
56. Some people get run over by truck. Frankie has about 5 seconds~ Strong Bad
57. Oh! This is the show where the guy’s mom shows the guys girlfriend pictures of the guy when me was a baby.. Oh the embarrassment!~ Strong Bad
58. What the tacks? I bet try not to sit on em!~ Homestarrunner
59. Strong Mad you just keep doing you thing man. “”DAGRON”~ Strong Bad
60. Oh you people and your demands! Write a song about me! Send Trogdor over to my house!~ Strong Bad
61. And the words we learned today we’re umm Gelatinous, Fangoriously, and umm linebacker~ Strong Bad
62. Sincerely Jim.. Never mind I’m not going to even touch that one~ Strong Bad
63. Something.com!~ Homestarrunner
64. Hey! Don’t sass back!~ Strong Bad
65. Nice trick liar!~ Bubs
66. Okay your weird~ Homestarrunner
67. It would be awesome to be able to do the evil finger.~ Strong Bad
68. The ladies will be up ons!~ Strong Bad
69. A little help down here! Maybe a juice box? Or some lunchables? I love you too Brett.~ Teen Girl Squad 4
70. I’m walking home from the thrift store~ Teen Girl Squad 3
71. Uh.. No! Why?~ Cameraman and Homestarrunner
72. The thing doesn’t look.. Natural~ Strong Bad
73. Sticking outta the back of his neck there..~ Strong Bad
74. Sweet mother of myswery! Whats going on here?~ Homestarrunner
75. Baleeted!~ Homestarrrunner
76. The little grey fat kid~ Strong Sad
77. Once there was a goblin!~ Homestarrunner
78. Ali.. Ali’s sister.. Ali.. Ali’s sister~ Strong Bad
79. Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com. Conoces a Miguel? Si! Somos Buenos amigos!~ Homestarrunner
80. My mouth would be really tiny when its closed and ridiculously huge when its open!~ Strong Bad
81. Stunt double are for big wusses and lesser wimps~ Strong Bad
82. Dear Strong Bad where’s that fuguman?~ Strong Bad
83. I wanted the unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments..~ Strong Bad talking about Homestarrunner
84. I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before we actually walked in!~ Strong Bad
85. For behold! The 386! A spectacle of graphics and sound! Do de do!~ Strong Bad
86. Best five buck I ever spent!~ Homestarrunner
87. Or maybe it’s the shattered pieces of my former life~ Strong Bad
88. Marzipaaaan! Marzipaaaan!~ Strong Sad high on caffeine
89. I would look at Homestarrunner and he’d look like a steak and He’d look at me and id look like some kinda brownie sundea..~ Strong Bad
90. I’d start putting salt on my foot and it would be like ahhh my foot…~ Strong Bad
91. Ohhh Holyyyy Craaaap!~ Strong Bad
92. “”Failure is not a four letter world”~ Poster
93. Ohh I thought this weeks email was entitled Teddy Graham Memories~ Homestarrunner
94. We’re investiga-awesome~ Strong Bad
95. No, for real print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe~ Strong Bad
96. Well Palbert it’s a good story~ Strong Bad
97. I had to spend a fortune on glade plugins~ Strong Bad
98. Don’t worry tonight dying is not on the menu!~ Strong Bad
99. Ok I’ll have 90 rolls of toliet paper and sixty dozen eggs… and a corn dog~ Strong Bad
100. Now that’s what I’m talking about that was amazing! I mean.. you.. Sheketabo.. Hummana… I’m buying you a pizza!~ Strong Bad
Ok my friend and I are self proclaimed Homestarrunner experts and we came up with our favorite 100 Homestarrunner quotes I quarantee to give you many laughs. Please reply if you have any quetions about where any of them come from...
1. Your not Ali! Your not even.. Literate~ Strong Bad
2. Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There’s ketchup on the computer!~ Strong Bad
3. Hey Bibs. Gimme a little summin summin~ Stong Bad
4. CORDENZAaaaaaa!~ stong Sad
5. So, I understand you enjoy skipping around like an idiot. Is this true?~ Strong Bad
6. Well, I could tape this blank floppy disk to my head and dance around acting like the crazy squeaky guy. LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO! I’m a squeaky guy!~ Strong Bad
7. I think we meant dumplings but we were really hungry and tiread and sorta confused~ Strong Bad
8. CGNU! Me?~ Homestarrunner
9. I guess I just don’t understaaaaand the ladies~ Homestarrunner
10. Oh… thanks yeah go ahead and save that so I can treasure it forever and ever.. And show it to my kids~ Strong Bad
10. Ohhhh it’s a preview I get it!~ Homestarrunner
11. Four cool drinks for Four cool guys!~ Homestarrnner
12. Feel free to follow along with my step by step instructions. I MAKE DRAWING FUN!~ Strong Bad
13. We’re meeting by the stick in Oh 15 minutes~ Homestarrunner
14. Well, aren’t you going to get your 409 or awesome sauce or whatever your going to clean this up with? Maybe a moist chamoise…~ Strong Bad
15. It keepsa me warm at night~ Strong Bad
16. Hello I’m a shrimp~ Strong Bad
17. As you can see by my resume, I have experience in many related fields~ Strong Bad
18. Hey man, are ketchup bombs real?~ Strong Bad
19. Umm I don’t know what your saying! And you still smell like pea soup!~ Homestarrunner
20. I told the team I’d buy them real fruit smoothies if them won the game, and they won the game, so I’m going to buy them real fruit smoothies. ~ Strong Bad
21. Did you take some of my pills again?~ Strong Sad
22. Put on a purple thing and dance around!~ Strong Mad
23. No two people are not on fire.. Awww~ Strong Bad
24. Watch me do a little bit of email and ill watch you do a little bit of.. Oh that’s never happened before!~ Strong Bad
25. Oh its an email that has happened before and quite a few times if I remember correctly.~ Strong Bad
26. Look who thinks he’s clever Dan!~ Strong Bad
27. Well Ali theresa one of me. Mmm Deleted WHAT? NO! NO UNDELETED UNDELETED!~ Strong Bad
28. Hey! The floating swiss cake roll is talking to you!~ Strong Bad
29. It aww started when I decided to dwink 32 glasses of melon-aid~ Homestarrunner
30. I hate that fweaking marshmellow!~ Strong Bad
31. But I have to go now and do something completely unrelated to throwing together the aforementioned local news.. HOIGHT!~ Strong Bad
32. My focus is all crocus~ Strong Bad
33. Senor Cardgage wasn’t cool! He gave me nightmares!~ Strong Sad
34. Tallahas.. Tasalany… Gainsville, Florida~ Strong Bad
35. In addition to the cut of your jib, I likes the sound of the name of your town.. Murfressbo~ Strong Bad
36. I said consumate V’s, Conmsumate V’s!~ Strong Bad
37. Oh man Pom Pom you have got to come hear this!~ Strong Bad
38. Hey Stinkoman I know everyone says you’re the guy but I wanna be the guy to!~ Japanese Homestarruner
39. Oh I doubt it I dwove!~ Homestarrunner
40. Looks like I’m going to have to jump!~ Strong Bad
41. Grood! I mean Great! Great and Good!~ Teen Girl Squad 3
42. Ya’ll are wack! Wickity wack? No just the regular type.~ Teen Girl Squad 4?
43. Hehe.. We’re cool.. NO YOUR NOT!~ Teen Girl Squad 4
44. I think I has the solution!~ Homestarrunner
45. My blood hurts.~ Teen Girl Squad 3
46. Okay man I’m only gonna sing this one more time. OHH if you wanna show possesion its just ITS but if you wanna make a contracton then IT’S.. Scalawag!~ Strong Bad
47. Capital M followed by arshie!~ Meet Marshie
48. Pathetic! I didn’t say anything about roads!~ The Cheat
49. Whoa! Check it out!~ Homestarrunner
50. We need to find away to actually get some drink without having to actually get some drinks.~ Strong Bad
51. Oh I don’t know nothin about nothing~ Bubs
52. It escaped.. Into the mountains~ Strong bad
53. I mean.. I think I’m a cool guy~ Homestarrunner
54. Kristin you look burnt.. Or dead.~ Teen Girl Squad 2
55. Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has!~ Strong Bad
56. Some people get run over by truck. Frankie has about 5 seconds~ Strong Bad
57. Oh! This is the show where the guy’s mom shows the guys girlfriend pictures of the guy when me was a baby.. Oh the embarrassment!~ Strong Bad
58. What the tacks? I bet try not to sit on em!~ Homestarrunner
59. Strong Mad you just keep doing you thing man. “”DAGRON”~ Strong Bad
60. Oh you people and your demands! Write a song about me! Send Trogdor over to my house!~ Strong Bad
61. And the words we learned today we’re umm Gelatinous, Fangoriously, and umm linebacker~ Strong Bad
62. Sincerely Jim.. Never mind I’m not going to even touch that one~ Strong Bad
63. Something.com!~ Homestarrunner
64. Hey! Don’t sass back!~ Strong Bad
65. Nice trick liar!~ Bubs
66. Okay your weird~ Homestarrunner
67. It would be awesome to be able to do the evil finger.~ Strong Bad
68. The ladies will be up ons!~ Strong Bad
69. A little help down here! Maybe a juice box? Or some lunchables? I love you too Brett.~ Teen Girl Squad 4
70. I’m walking home from the thrift store~ Teen Girl Squad 3
71. Uh.. No! Why?~ Cameraman and Homestarrunner
72. The thing doesn’t look.. Natural~ Strong Bad
73. Sticking outta the back of his neck there..~ Strong Bad
74. Sweet mother of myswery! Whats going on here?~ Homestarrunner
75. Baleeted!~ Homestarrrunner
76. The little grey fat kid~ Strong Sad
77. Once there was a goblin!~ Homestarrunner
78. Ali.. Ali’s sister.. Ali.. Ali’s sister~ Strong Bad
79. Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com. Conoces a Miguel? Si! Somos Buenos amigos!~ Homestarrunner
80. My mouth would be really tiny when its closed and ridiculously huge when its open!~ Strong Bad
81. Stunt double are for big wusses and lesser wimps~ Strong Bad
82. Dear Strong Bad where’s that fuguman?~ Strong Bad
83. I wanted the unravel all the idiotic ramblings and speech impediments..~ Strong Bad talking about Homestarrunner
84. I actually watched him walk by the place three or four times before we actually walked in!~ Strong Bad
85. For behold! The 386! A spectacle of graphics and sound! Do de do!~ Strong Bad
86. Best five buck I ever spent!~ Homestarrunner
87. Or maybe it’s the shattered pieces of my former life~ Strong Bad
88. Marzipaaaan! Marzipaaaan!~ Strong Sad high on caffeine
89. I would look at Homestarrunner and he’d look like a steak and He’d look at me and id look like some kinda brownie sundea..~ Strong Bad
90. I’d start putting salt on my foot and it would be like ahhh my foot…~ Strong Bad
91. Ohhh Holyyyy Craaaap!~ Strong Bad
92. “”Failure is not a four letter world”~ Poster
93. Ohh I thought this weeks email was entitled Teddy Graham Memories~ Homestarrunner
94. We’re investiga-awesome~ Strong Bad
95. No, for real print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe~ Strong Bad
96. Well Palbert it’s a good story~ Strong Bad
97. I had to spend a fortune on glade plugins~ Strong Bad
98. Don’t worry tonight dying is not on the menu!~ Strong Bad
99. Ok I’ll have 90 rolls of toliet paper and sixty dozen eggs… and a corn dog~ Strong Bad
100. Now that’s what I’m talking about that was amazing! I mean.. you.. Sheketabo.. Hummana… I’m buying you a pizza!~ Strong Bad