Dear Confused,
This white dude, his name was John he had "Queen Bee Rules" tatooed on his arm. He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom, said he'd buy me a horse, a porsche, and a farm.
xoxo, Lil' Kim
Dear Faminished,
You see I used to date this b***h from Botswana, half African but she looked like Madonna. And yo check it, she had a tiger for a pet. I'll never forget. The restaurant was where we met.
xoxo Lil' Kim
Dr. Phil was not married to Oprah. He met her when she was being sued by the Beef Council. Before getting into the talk show circuit he ran a jury selection company and that's how he met her. Apparently the guest spots he did on her show were her highest rated episodes ever.
It was actually whether you would enjoy a coffee or a cigarette break with them, tough since dogs and bears lack opposable thumbs. If you wouldn't brAKE for Michael Eisner, maybe it's time you put your money where your mouth is and rock the vote.
That was my thinking about the Skeet Ulrich too! Or alternately, if Johnny Depp ever faded from the public eye and he himself was mistaken for Skeet Ulrich...
Some of these aren't based on one specific actor, but a general sorry state of affairs- like how those Lifetime Movies seem to be the actor's equivalent to being put out to pasture.
Thanks for your feedback!
That's an awesome story. My mom also gave me a book on cleaning, but it was called "Do I Dust Or Vacuum First?" the implication being this was an extremely important question for a youth. It's like they assumed you didn't know, rather than simply didn't care...
Dear Confused,
This white dude, his name was John he had "Queen Bee Rules" tatooed on his arm. He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom, said he'd buy me a horse, a porsche, and a farm.
xoxo, Lil' Kim
Dear Faminished,
You see I used to date this b***h from Botswana, half African but she looked like Madonna. And yo check it, she had a tiger for a pet. I'll never forget. The restaurant was where we met.
xoxo Lil' Kim
Dr. Phil was not married to Oprah. He met her when she was being sued by the Beef Council. Before getting into the talk show circuit he ran a jury selection company and that's how he met her. Apparently the guest spots he did on her show were her highest rated episodes ever.
It was actually whether you would enjoy a coffee or a cigarette break with them, tough since dogs and bears lack opposable thumbs. If you wouldn't brAKE for Michael Eisner, maybe it's time you put your money where your mouth is and rock the vote.
Thanks to all for your suggestions- have updated the list.
Awesome work Mein Herr. I have added to the list.
Not that I know of.
That's the beauty of Lil' Kim- she keeps it (sur)REAL!
Thank you Debbie dahling- I've corrected the list.
I went ahead a removed as much punctuation as possible form the poll, so should be running fine now. Thanks, Jim.
That was my thinking about the Skeet Ulrich too! Or alternately, if Johnny Depp ever faded from the public eye and he himself was mistaken for Skeet Ulrich...
Some of these aren't based on one specific actor, but a general sorry state of affairs- like how those Lifetime Movies seem to be the actor's equivalent to being put out to pasture.
Thanks for your feedback!
I like your inclusion of Wesley Willis onto this list.
That's an awesome story. My mom also gave me a book on cleaning, but it was called "Do I Dust Or Vacuum First?" the implication being this was an extremely important question for a youth. It's like they assumed you didn't know, rather than simply didn't care...
Exactly.
Damn, I missed that one!