J.D.: Do you ever get the feeling that our patients pretend to be sicker when we're around.
Elliot: Oh yeah, you know Mrs. Wilson back there, she made her spline pretend to rupture, then she pretended to die.

Elliot: I started an 'I hate Cox' chatroom, The members didn't turn out exactly as I'd planned, Only me, two interns and fourteen thousand lesbians

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