J.D.: It's 3 o'clock! 3 o'clock's when you announce new chief resident, so we thought you might want--
Dr. Cox: Barbie. You're chief resident.
J.D.: [high-pitched laugh] Very funny!
Dr. Cox: So not joking.
Elliot: [shrieks] Yay! Oh, my God, now I know how Liza Minelli felt! When she won the Oscar, not when she married that gay, pan-faced alien.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, how ya doin'?
J.D.'s Thoughts: Keep it together. It's be a man time.
J.D.: No, no. I totally understand. Come on, you did what you had to do. You went with your gut; Elliot's a great doctor. I do have three questions, though: Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's gonna tell my mom? And what the hell am I supposed to do with ten thousand "John Dorian, Chief Resident" business cards!?!?!
Dr. Cox: Yeah, Scarlett? You're chief resident too.
This is my favourite quote/scene!!
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Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: It's 3 o'clock! 3 o'clock's when you announce new chief resident, so we thought you might want--
Dr. Cox: Barbie. You're chief resident.
J.D.: [high-pitched laugh] Very funny!
Dr. Cox: So not joking.
Elliot: [shrieks] Yay! Oh, my God, now I know how Liza Minelli felt! When she won the Oscar, not when she married that gay, pan-faced alien.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, how ya doin'?
J.D.'s Thoughts: Keep it together. It's be a man time.
J.D.: No, no. I totally understand. Come on, you did what you had to do. You went with your gut; Elliot's a great doctor. I do have three questions, though: Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's gonna tell my mom? And what the hell am I supposed to do with ten thousand "John Dorian, Chief Resident" business cards!?!?!
Dr. Cox: Yeah, Scarlett? You're chief resident too.
J.D.: Uh, what now?