Weirdness
Times I Almost Died
Submitted by dylpickled on Mon, 07/26/2010 - 13:15- At birth, almost hung by my own tangled umbilical cord.
- Age three, ran after my ball into the street before stopping just short of an oncoming car.
- Age five, a hurricane knocked a tree down in our backyard, almost crushing my entire family.
- Age eight, while walking down the diving board with my eyes closed, slipped, hit my head, caught my leg between the board and railing, and hung dripping blood.
- Age nine, my family's car hit ice, spun across several lanes of oncoming highway holiday traffic, and ran into the railing.
Really Funny Stuff on the Internet POST YOUR FAVORITES
Submitted by pherber on Sat, 09/25/2004 - 04:11Tags:
Who should I be for Halloween?
Submitted by pherber on Thu, 09/23/2004 - 02:34Tags:
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The Blue Wizard Is About To Die (A Poem that My Little Sister Told Me About)
Submitted by pherber on Wed, 09/22/2004 - 02:02Tags:
Bub and Bob
Get the banana
ICE CREAM!!!
Explode Mr. Enemy
BAD BAD BAD!
Being With A Mannequin Is Better Than Being With Another Person(?!) and Advice On Stealing Mannequins Or, In Other Words, the Weirdest Thing I Ever Read
Submitted by pherber on Tue, 09/21/2004 - 02:02Tags:
In Chicago, there is this newspaper called "The Reader". It is sort of odd, and it the closest thing to the underground press around here. Anyway, there is this advice column called "Savage Love" and this was a letter that was published on Friday, March 26, 2004.
Being with a mannequin is better than being with another person. (I like to think of myself as half of a mannequpple.) They put out and they do whatever you want. The harder ones to get your hands on are the mannequins in high-end designer stores.
