Plays and Stories I've written

I was bored one night, so I wrote a play for no reason. Whether or not this appropriate at listology is questionable, but I can't see the harm in posting it as an "article," so why not? I guess it's here for storage.

(BTW when this went up (successfully, surprisingly), it was done with a British accents. It didn't seem to fit any other way. This is probably because there's one line early on that closely resembles a line from Monty Python's "Parrot Sketch" (the all-caps one in which he explodes at the shopkeeper early on).