Other Such Nonsense...
blindsider's assorted lame jokes
Submitted by blindsider on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 13:31Tags:
- Q:How can you tell when an elephant's getting ready to charge?
- A:He asks if you accept Visa
- Q:What was Beethoven's favourite fruit?
- A:Ba-na-na-naaa!(it's funnier when you say it out loud)
- Q:What's Beethoven doing right now?
- A:De-composing
- Q:If you spin an Asian man in circles, does he get dis-oriented?
- Q:Where do Generals keep their armies?
- A:In their sleevies
- Q:What's big, green, and eats pie?
- A:A big green pie-eater
- A skeleton goes up to the bartender and says 'I'd like a beer and a mop'
- Two peanuts were walking down the alley late one night, and
_A List of EVERY Cliche There Is (in progress)
Submitted by blindsider on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 10:32Tags:
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- (Do An)About Face (change opinion)
- About the Size of It
- Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
- According to Hoyle
- Ace in the Hole
- Achilles' Heel
- Acid Test (trial for truth)
- Across the Board
- Actions Speak Louder Than Words
- Act Your Age
- Add Fuel To The Fire
- Add Insult To Injury
- A Dog's Age
- A Dog's Life
- Afraid of One's Own Shadow
- After One's Own Heart
- Against the Grain
- Age Before Beauty
- Ahead of the Pack
- Aid and Abet (assist)
- Ain't It the Truth
- Alarums and Excursions (commotion)
- Alas and Alack
- Albatross Around One's Neck
- Alive and Kic
My Biggest Pet Peeves
Submitted by blindsider on Thu, 01/15/2009 - 04:28Tags:
- Commercials that try to be funny, but aren't ex. Burger King's Angry Whopper ad, every Tim Horton's ad I've ever seen...
- People who park in front of the gas pump, but don't use it, and I have to wait 15 minutes for them to get a Coke.
- Products that claim to be 'enviromently friendly'or 'green' when there's really nothing different there except a green sticker.
- Burger commercials that make the burger look huge, but when you go to buy it, it's about 1/3 of the size. It looks like somebody sat on it.
Things that annoy the bloody hell out of me
Submitted by Veritas on Fri, 06/02/2006 - 12:03Tags:
- Stepping in something wet with socks on.
- Parents who let their children run amuck in public.
- Preachers/public speakers who ask you to "turn to your neighbor" and repeat some inane comment.
