Other Such Nonsense...
The Most Prevalent Listologists
Submitted by blindsider on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 11:04Tags:
- Based on approximate number of views.
Funny Pick-Up Lines That Will Rarely Work, But Are Good for A Chuckle, Nonetheless
Submitted by blindsider on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 10:00Tags:
- Straightforward
- Did you fart?
blindsider's assorted lame jokes
Submitted by blindsider on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 13:31Tags:
- Q:How can you tell when an elephant's getting ready to charge?
- A:He asks if you accept Visa
- Q:What does a lawyer use for birth control?
- A:His personality
- Q:What was Beethoven's favourite fruit?
- A:Ba-na-na-naaa!(it's funnier when you say it out loud)
- Q:What's Beethoven doing right now?
- A:De-composing
- Q:Why don't blind people skydive?
- A:Because it scares the crap out of their dogs
- Q:If you spin an Asian man in circles, does he get dis-oriented?
- Q:Where do Generals keep their armies?
- A:In their sleevies
- A man walks into a bar and says 'ouch'
- Q:Wh
Things that annoy the bloody hell out of me
Submitted by Veritas on Fri, 06/02/2006 - 12:03Tags:
- Stepping in something wet with socks on.
- Parents who let their children run amuck in public.
- Preachers/public speakers who ask you to "turn to your neighbor" and repeat some inane comment.
