Miscellaneous

100 Most Common Words in the English Language

  1. the
  2. be
  3. to
  4. of
  5. and
  6. a
  7. in
  8. that
  9. have
  10. I
  11. it
  12. for
  13. not
  14. on
  15. with
  16. he
  17. as
  18. you
  19. do
  20. at
  21. this
  22. but
  23. his
  24. by
  25. from
  26. they
  27. we
  28. say
  29. her
  30. she
  31. or
  32. an
  33. will
  34. my
  35. one
  36. all
  37. would
  38. there
  39. their
  40. what
  41. so
  42. up
  43. out
  44. if
  45. about
  46. who
  47. get
  48. which
  49. go
  50. me
  51. when
  52. make
  53. can
  54. like
  55. time
  56. no
  57. just
  58. him
  59. know
  60. take
  61. people
  62. into
  63. year
  64. your
  65. good
  66. some
  67. could
  68. them
  69. see
  70. other
  71. than
  72. then
  73. now
  74. look
  75. only
  76. come
  77. its
  78. over
  79. think
  80. also
  81. back
  82. after
  83. use
  84. two
  85. how
  86. our
  87. work
  88. first
  89. well
  90. way
  91. even
  92. new
  93. want
  94. because
  95. any
  96. these
  97. give
  98. day
  99. most
  100. us

Those Who Share My Other Son's Birthday

  • September 10
  • Arnold Palmer
  • Philip Baker Hall
  • Karl Lagerfeld
  • Charles Kuralt
  • Roger Maris
  • Stephen Jay Gould
  • Jose Feliciano
  • Bob Lanier
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Amy Irving
  • Erick Zonca
  • Chris Columbus
  • Alison Bechdel
  • Colin Firth
  • David Lowery (CVB, Cracker)
  • Randy Johnson
  • Bill Stevenson (Descendents)
  • Joe Nieuwendyk
  • Big Daddy Kane
  • Guy Ritchie
  • Ryan Phillipe
  • Ben Wallace
  • Gustavo Kuerten
  • Joey Votto

Harold and?

My Favorite Stand-Up Comics

  1. George Carlin
  2. Chris Rock
  3. Bill Hicks
  4. Pablo Francisco
  5. Ron White
  6. Lewis Black
  7. Jim Carrey
  8. Bert Kreischer
  9. Jeff Dunham
  10. Sam Kinison
  11. Robin Williams
  12. Bill Engvall
  13. Emo Phillips
  14. Patton Oswalt
  15. Jeff Foxworthy
  16. Bill Maher
  17. Katt Williams
  18. Zach Galifinakis
  19. Greg Giraldo
  20. Stephen Lynch

Things I have on my desk which should not really be there

  • Glass tumbler (x1)
  • Tea stained mug (x1)
  • Empty can of Foster's lager (x1)
  • Beaker (x1)
  • Side plate (x1)
  • Banana skin (x1)
  • Pen lid without corresponding pen (x2)
  • Long since discarded duster (x1)
  • Cordless phone (x1)
  • Apple core (x3)
  • Threaded tapestry needle sans tapestry (x1)
  • Crumbs (numerous)

Things I miss

    The Greek Alphabet

      My pet peeves

        British Peerages

          Biological Classification