My list 10 Words Noah Webster Left Out of His Dictionary is a hoax. Those words have never been considered real words at any time in human history. A good question to ask is 'why did I do it?' I'm here to answer that.

I could say that 'my good buddy Indiana Jones told me that he discovered those words while on an archaeological dig of some early Puritan settlement and he's the one you should blame' but... everybody knows Indy is only a fictional character so I'd have to be pretty stupid to involve him in this so... I'm not going to say that.
I could say that 'I have a psychic link with an alternate version of myself on some parallel world... a world where those words are legitimate words' but... that's the type of nonsense you might read in a comic book and I would never insult anyone's intelligence by claiming anything so ridiculous so... I'm not going to say that.
I could say that 'I'm schizophrenic... I have a brain tumor... I suffered a head injury... and so I'm unable to tell my dreams from reality and I wrote the list thinking those words were real' but... anyone trying to excuse their behavior by faking some medical problem has sunk pretty low so... I'm not going to say that.
I could say that 'I'm the reincarnation of some guy who lived millennia ago on Atlantis and that until now all knowledge of those words was lost along with the rest of the continent' but... I don't believe in garbage like reincarnation and I don't want to possibly influence anyone else to believe such garbage so... I'm not going to say that.
I'm just going to come clean and tell you the truth about why I did what I did and the truth of the matter is

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS

and I couldn't help myself. They made me do it. It's all part of a fiendish plot by these creatures from some far off galaxy to take over our world.
Those words are trigger mechanisms and based on your age, gender and gross monthly income each one of you has had one of the words on the list ingrained into your psyche by some sort of alien hocus-pocus. Now, when the time is right, according to the alien timetable, each one of you who has read the list will receive a telepathic 'phone call' and when whatever word you were assigned is said to you... well, from that moment on you will be like a puppet on a string doing whatever dastardly deed is asked of you.

BUT, THERE IS STILL HOPE.

Those words can be purged from your system and I urge you to take action immediately by doing one of the following...
1. a distilled water and apple cider vinegar enema - use one gallon distilled water to 8 ounces apple cider vinegar.
2. drink 32 ounces watermelon tea - crush the seeds of one whole melon into a fine powder and brew in boiling water for 10 minutes.
3. perspire profusely - do the complete workout video Sweatin' to the Oldies by exercise guru Richard Simmons.

The world as a whole will never know of the danger it faced and the part each of you played in saving it. There'll be no recognition for any of us... no parades down Main Street... no visits to the White House... no afternoon tea with Prince Charles... no all expense paid vacation to the French Rivera or Monaco or New York or the Swiss Alps... no, none of that I'm sorry to say.
But, in my book, you're all heroes.
God Bless You All.