Review: Jurassic Park III (spoilers)

If you want to see a great movie, see In the Mood for Love ; if you want to see a good movie, see Memento ; if you want to see an o.k. movie, see Shrek ; if you want to see a mediocre movie, see The Pledge ; if you want to see the world's most god-awful movie sequel ever, see Jurassic Park III .
Let me recap the plot for you.
Alan Grant: I want to be known for my brilliant work, not Jurassic Park.
Paul Kirby: Won't you please come to the island.
Alan Grant: Not for all the money in the world.
Paul Kirby: What if I paid you?
(thoughtful pause)
Alan Grant: OK.
Yep, that's the first half. Here's the second half.
Alan Grant: Oh no, this Spinosaurus is nowhere near as intimidating or interesting as the T-Rex!
Amanda Kirby: Oh no, these raptors can talk to each other, taking the mystery away, and making the movie a whole lot less scary than the other two!
Paul Kirby: Oh no, its the T-Rex, oh wait, it got eaten by the Spinosaurs.
Me: For the love of all that is holy let me out of here!
Well, I won't go any further, wouldn't want to spoil it for you or anything.
If I had one good thing to say about the movie, it would be this, the Pteradon scene was the best part.
Yeah, that's about it. Ho hum acting, terrible script, no plot, no suspense, and the worst deus ex machina ending in the history of everything.
Wow, this movie was really bad.

Jurrasic Park III: F