Quotes Volume 3: Ed Wood

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I met Bela Lugosi.

Dolores Fuller: Why, I thought he was dead.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of.
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Edward D. Wood, Jr.: My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
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[Bunny Breckenridge is being baptized]

Reverend Lemon: Welcome to the fold, brother. Welcome. Praise the lord, brother. Do you reject Satan and all his evils?

Bunny Breckinridge: Sure.

[After his baptism, Bunny swims towards Ed Wood]

Bunny Breckinridge: How do you do it? How do you get all your friends to get baptized just so you can make a monster movie?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller.
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[On the phone to Bunny]

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Listen, hit the bars, work some parties, and get me transvestites. I need transvestites. All right. Bye.

Bela Lugosi: Eddie, what kind of a movie is this?
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Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Is there a script?

Georgie Weiss: F*ck no. But, there's a poster.
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Kathy O'Hara: Does this mean... you don't like sex with girls?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, I love sex with girls.
[long pause]

Kathy O'Hara: Okay.

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Dolores Fuller: [arriving for her scenes in "Bride of the Monster"] Well, I see the usual cast of fags, losers, and drug addicts are here.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Quiet! Bela might hear you!
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[repeated line]
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Cut! That was perfect!
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Edward D. Wood, Jr.: And cut! Print. We're moving on. That was perfect.

Ed Reynolds: Perfect? Mr. Wood, do you know anything about the art of film production?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Well, I like to think so.

Ed Reynolds: That cardboard headstone tipped over. This graveyard is obviously phony.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.

Ed Reynolds: The big picture?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Yes.

Ed Reynolds: Then how 'bout when the policemen arrived in daylight, but now it's suddenly night?

Edward D. Wood, Jr.: What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?

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bela Lugosi: This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.
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Edward D. Wood, Jr.: This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.