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"when it comes to love, we're always in the dark"

"If you believe in love at first sight,you never stop looking" closer movie

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly". Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved

"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all". Julia Stiles in 10 Things I Hate About You

"A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome". J-Dub

"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear". -Professor Lallith of Psychology

"I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me." -Unknown

"Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control." -Unknown

"Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head" . -unknown

"Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience".-Victoria Holt, writer

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny".-Jack Handey

"You don't have to promise me the moon or stars . . . just promise that you will stand under them with me". -Unknown

"Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered...where the hell's my ceiling!"-Unknown

"The saddest thing in life is when you meet that special someone and you know it will never be, and that sooner or later you'll have to let go." -Unknown

"Today I caught myself smiling for no reason... then I realized I was thinking about you"-Unknown

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." -Whinnie The Pooh

"Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew"-unknown

"Reality is an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol".-Tollieman

"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget".-Thomas Szasz

"Love is giving someone the power to destroy you...but trusting them not to".-Unknown

"The second best thing to do with your lips is smile".-Unknown

"You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate".-Carrie Snow

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants".-A. Whitney Brown

"It is better for girl to sleep a hundred years and be kissed and awakened by the right prince than to stay awake and be kissed a hundred times by the wrong frog".-Unknown

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.

Kiss slowly,
play hard,
forgive quickly,
take chances,
give everything
and have no regrets.

Life's too short to be anything…but happy. -Unknown

You are the last drink I never should drunk.
You are the body hidden in the trunk.
You are the habit I can't seem to kick.
You are my secrets on the front page every week.
You are the car I never should have bought.
You are the train I never should have caught.
You are the cut that makes me hide my face.
You are the party that makes me feel my age.
(PULP-LIKE A FRIEND LYRIC)

"Milosevic es un genocida, porque no tenía bomba atómica. Si la tuviera, hoy sería un respetado estadista". Emir kusturica

"Isabela Santo domingo afirma que los hombres las preferimos brutas y yo digo que los hombres simplemente las preferimos. No que nos prefieran. A veces estas lindas ejecutivas creen que debemos ser como uno de sus informes. Bien presentados, con un orden temático, con índice y conclusiones y al final cuando terminan de presentarlo, esperan recibir unas sonoras felicitaciones. No se dan cuenta que somos una desordenada, pero sorprendente libreta de apuntes." Enrique Morales Nieto

"la vida no es una obligación sino un derecho "

"Yo quiero una mujer que sea una dama para todo el mundo y una p… para mí." William Robert

"You sholud never underestimate the predictability of stupidity". Snatch movie (juandaf contribution)

"I chosse not to chosse life. I chosse something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons". Trainspotting movie (juandaf contribution)

i found a quote about what he thinks about the song:

'it's like the end of the day where you feel nothing has been achieved and you're in a hurry to get the day over with so you can start the next one. You tell yourself you're going to do lots of positive things. But the next day is just like the one before. Sometimes it goes on for weeks.' Robert Smith, talking about "close to me" song

"Let's pretend, happy end " garbage, "you look so fine" song

"Who would've believed
That you and me would fall
And land together?"

One of those is similar to a joke I've heard:
I was standing there trying to remember why I threw my old boomerang away when it hit me.

Chocolate covered MATURE CONTENT WARNING:
As for a taste of chocolate, I think that would actually be a gift assortment for the guys.

I can't remember what the slogan for M & Ms candies is...
I'm not sure that this is acceptable content (I don't even like naughty word usage.)
Delete without prejudice.

Everyone would be happier, wouldn't they? So God is just a jerk, whether he's a bastard or a bitch. Okay, back to eating canned pineapple...

Great quotes, alejodm! I especially like the ones about the frisbee, 4 muscles, and a shortage of alcohol. And I'm so stealing the line about "power to destroy."

If you made this a proper list instead of a news item, I could favoritize it. :-) Any particular reason you just made it a news item?

"la vida no es una obligación sino un derecho "
... how right you are... :)

Good Robert Smith quote, wistful and faintly bitter, like a lot of Cure songs. Just not that one.