Paris Hilton: Rich White Trash
Submitted by melladior@ho on Sat, 02/12/2005 - 13:31
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Last night, everybody's favorite no-talent-daddy's-money-what's-a-Walmart-bottle-blonde appeared on Letterman to shill her new fragrance, cosmetics line, night club chain, television show and film. I wish I were exaggerating.
Among other things, Letterman asked her what she wants in a man. She assured Dave that looks are no longer important to her, then said she'd only kiss on a first date if the guy "was hot".
When asked what sort of fun was to be had at Club Paris, her new night club, she inexplicably answered, "He bought me a Ferrari."
Dumb. As. Dirt.
What's she famous for again? I can think of very few examples of people making a career out of their mind-numbing stupidity. Maybe Pauly Shore.
You're absolutely right. That's the first time I'd seen her interviewed and she's as dumb as a brick. I'd thought maybe it was all an act. I loved it when Dave ate a few fingers of her secretly replaced lip balm. She never caught on.
Sex tape, remember?
I missed the interview, but I'll bet Conan would've made light of it all. Did Letterman try to cover Paris?