Julia's Babies' Picture

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In a preemptive strike against paparazzi everywhere, who are no doubt eager to get the first shots of Julia's children, Julia Roberts released pictures of herself and her new twins to People Magazine.

The pictures were taken by her husband, cameraman Danny Moder, and depict a glowing Roberts holding the peaceful looking infants, named Phinneaus Walter and Hazel Patricia.

The babies are, of course, content at this time because they're too young to realize what their completely out of touch mother has named them.

Hazel and Phinneaus join the ranks of other celebrity children with inexcusable names, such as Apple, Gwyneth Paltrow's new baby girl, Rocco, Madonna's son with hubby Guy Ritchie, and Pilot Inspektor, son of cult favorite Jason Lee.