Funniest Seth Cohen Quotes (The O.C.)

Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Seth: Well, sometimes I do.

Sandy: It's great that you hung in there after all the foreplay.
Seth: Fore what now?

Seth (to Ryan): Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It’s pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and … Not that that’s cool. Or uncool. I don’t know …

Seth: So, what's the GP, RA?
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth:Game plan, Ryan Atwood
Ryan: You're just using initials now?
Seth: Yeah, it saves time.
Ryan: Well, not if you have to translate.
Seth: GP.
Ryan: Game plan?
Seth: Good point

Sandy: Since the minute you were born I knew I would never take another easy breath without knowing that you were all right.
Seth: So I'm like asthma?

Seth: I didn't know they had musicals in Chino. I didn't even know they had dancing or laughter.

Seth: Over-exposure, its a major source of conflict in a relationship. Summerith, Sethimer? You understand what I'm saying?
Ryan: No no, but that's normal.

Seth: I know I should apologize. It's just my pride.
Ryan: What pride?
Seth: Yeah, I guess there's nothing standing in my way.

Seth: What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.
Ryan: What happens in Mexico?
Seth: I don't know because it stays there! That's why we must go.

Summer: Besides, Marissa is happy now.
Seth: And by happy you mean gay.

Seth: Oh, hey, your sensitivity, it's really... nonexistent.
Anna: You know what your problem is? You're not a man.
Seth: Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty.

Kirsten: Chrismukkah is ruined.
Seth: Stop it, right now, ok? Don't give up on the miracle, that is Chrismukkah! What is happening to you…? You'll see. You'll see to. You'll all see. You'll all see.
Ryan: You're really starting to scare me.
Seth: I'm okay with that.

Seth: How was the mall?
Ryan: Weird…
Seth: Yeah, you've really painted a picture for me. I feel like I was there.

Seth: Alright, I'm gonna go make magic happen. I feel like my hair's working for me tonight.

Summer: What are we doing?
Anna: I don't know, this is rediculous.
Seth: Hold up, you guys. One second, please. Let's not have one speed bump derail the whole train, okay? Let's not throw the baby out with the bath water. Let's not…Let's make some more metaphors!

Seth: Speaking from a recent personal experience the triangle is not a friendly shape, okay? It's pointy, it's got sharp edges. Triangles hurt people.
In fact, Eddie would actually make this romantic triangle more of a romantic…rhombus.

Seth: Well, Ryan, I'm a man now. Not just like an after-your-Bar Mitzvah-man, but a man man. I had sex with a girl. Summer to be more specific.
Ryan: How was it?
Seth: I had sex!
Ryan: That bad?
Seth: No, not that bad, just kinda weird.

Seth: If you're alone, cough twice.
Ryan: I'm alone.

Seth: Hey, oh ... sorry. I'm surprised that hasn't happpened before. Not saying I'm disappointed it hasn't happened before just saying the mathmatical probability of ...
Ryan: Yeah, crying during chick flicks, walking in on me getting dressed ...
Seth: Yeah, what's your point? K, I'm not seeing what you're getting at? Do you work out?
Ryan: Not really.
Seth: Cool, me neither. I'm gonna go watch some hockey.
Ryan: Hockey season's over.
Seth: Damnit.

Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much.

Seth: I'm not self absorbed, right Ryan. Me, Me, Me.

Summer: You don't like hardware stores. You cry during chick flicks. Next thing you're gonna tell me that you walk in on Ryan changing.
Seth: Com'on that's crazy. Hey, let's go to the hardware store.

Seth: Everyone knows 80 is the new 75.

Seth: Unlike Zack who's anxiety free, with his big smile, and natural athleticism. That guy makes me feel very Jewish.

Seth: What else are you gonna do with fists of fury? Homework?

Seth: If you do this for me, somewhere down the line I'll be able to do something for you. I don't know what it's gonna be yet, but it's gonna be awesome!

Summer: Don't you know what a level is?
Seth: Yeah, it's something you advance to in a video game.
Summer: That's funny ... yeah. The tool doesn't know about tools.

Seth: So I didn't even get a review? Not that I read my own press. Nothing about thumbs or stars or -
Summer: We should go.

Ryan: What did you do to your eye?
Seth: It's just a little bit blurry. Summer poked me in it with her big toe.
Ryan: What, why?
Seth: I don't know man, it was an accident, there were limbs everywhere, I'm lucky I can still see.

Marissa: Uh, what's that, Seth? Did you say you need a ride to a Star Wars convention?
Seth: The Star Wars convention? I'm sorry. Her top was off. You couldn't have at least said X-Men for me?

Marissa: Hey guys, can we try to be positive here?
Seth: Yeah, okay, I am positive that this is Summer's fault.
Summer: I am positive that I am leaving this place with a rash.
Seth: Oh, so you're planning on making some extra money tonight?

Seth: You know what I like about rich kids? Bam, nothing. Hey, Ryan, you wouldn't consider me rich, would you? I'd be more upper middle class?

Sandy: We're not saying we want you to cook more.
Seth: Oh... Hell, no. You remember the meat loaf incident of '98?
Kirsten: That was brisket.
Seth: Yeah, that's my point exactly.

Seth: It's pronounced Tee-ch-uana. God, Mom, you are so white.

Seth: He's on a diet.
Kirsten: Why is he on a diet?
Seth: I don't know.
Kirsten: Well, I'm going to go ask.
Seth: No, Mom, he's in, like, a Zen concentration mode.
Kirsten: Well, he has to eat.
Seth: He's naked!

Seth: Oh, also, that wasn't exactly the way that I first planned to talk to Summer…but I'm now on her radar. Do you think I should tell her about Tahiti? Do you?
Ryan: Not yet.
Seth: That's what I was thinking. I wanted to make sure we were on the same page.

To be continued...