Favorite Quotes ~ (General)
"You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write about you as long as you’ve got a beautiful piece of ass." - Donald Trump
"Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you've got it made." - George Burns
"Men don't care what's on TV. They care about what else is on TV." - Jerry Seinfeld
"There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with ‘or die’." - Alistair J.R. Young
"Do not speak unless you can improve the silence." - Unknown
"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take." - Wayne Gretzky
"I find that no matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from ... if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend." - Chris Rock
"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities." - Bill Maher
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
- Edmund Burke
"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it."
- Napoleon
"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."
- Tom Stoppard
"No one wants advice -- only corroboration."
- John Steinbeck
"Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin."
- Mother Teresa
"There is no such thing as fun for the entire family."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." "
- Isaac Asimov
"He is both a better writer, and a faster writer than I am. For this I am allowed to hate him a little." - John D. MacDonald, of Stephen King
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch. - Jack Nicholson
Holy crap, you've got to be kidding me. Almost all these are among my favorite quotes ever, and my list isn't much longer than yours! Wow.
So, obviously, I love these quotes (and have for a long time).
Umm... who are you talking to?
BWWWWUUUUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*falls over dead laughing*
myself, apparently. I did a search for something and this came up as a result. I could've swarn this list was by kbuxton... but I must've read the wrong row (of authors) for what I clicked on. No wonder I happen to like so many of these quotes!!!
Oh, man, sometimes I can really amuse myself. At least, when my stupendous idiocy is this harmless.
LOL.
I especially like how you said "almost all of these." Which quotes on your favorite quotes list weren't among your favorite quotes ever?
Well, that's because this list was written a long time ago, and my ideas and mind have changed some since then. For example, I don't find the Gretzgy quote nearly as interesting anymore.