Favorite Quotes from Absolutely Fabulous

Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Edina: I shall drink water. [pause]
Edina: It's a mixer, Pats. We have it with whiskey... I mean, you've given up drinking before.
Patsy: Worst eight hours of my life.


Edina: Where's my thing? You know, my thing... my vibrating thing...
Patsy: Right by your bedside drawer, darling.
Edina: Not that, not that!... My beeper, my beeper!
Patsy: Oh.
[fishes inside her skirt]
Patsy: Here.
Edina: [disgusted] Keep it. I don't want it now. Don't want it now.


Patsy: Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
Edina: [gasps] She's fat!
Patsy: No, no, no. Better than that.
Edina: She's dead!
Patsy: No. She's blind!
Edina: YES!! She's blind! Yes!!


Patsy: Oh my God there's something horrible on the stairs!
Saffy: It's me!
Patsy: I'm not blind.


Edina:How do I look?
Patsy:Like a zeppelin in a condom.