Favorite Movie Quotes

Submitted by lukeprog on Tue, 08/24/2004 - 07:56
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Seven (1995)
Somerset: People don't want a champion. They just want to keep playing the lottery and eating hamburgers.
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[Anything from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)]
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967)
Matt Drayton: I happen to know, they wouldn't have a dog's chance...not in this county, nothing the whole stinking world!
Mike Ryan: They are this country, Matt. They'll change this stinking world.
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American Beauty (1999)
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.
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Office Space (1999)
Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
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The Cable Guy (1996)
Jim Carrey: "The trouble with real life is that there's no danger music."
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Dracula (1931)
"The strength of the Vampire is that people do not believe in him."
[actually, this is a re-arrangement of a famous quote about Satan, saying that the greatest trick Satan ever played on mankind was that he didn't exist.]
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My Favorite Blonde (1942)
"Is that your hair, or did you scalp an angel?"
[an infinitely preferable corny alternative to 'Did it hurt?' 'When?' 'When you fell from heaven.' or other such nonsense. The idea of trying to woo a woman with a line about brutally assaulting an angel cracks me up.]