Die Another Day - Start of a Downward Trend

From IMDB.com:


Britney Spears has reportedly set her sights on copying her pop pal Madonna by appearing in the next James Bond film. The singer has said she will spend the next couple of years concentrating on her acting career, following the muted response to her comeback album In The Zone - and Spears has instigated a meeting with 007 producer Barbara Broccoli to discuss the possibility of appearing alongside Pierce Brosnan in the next spy offering. A source says, "Britney's desperate to carve out a name for herself as an actress and loves the idea of being a Bond girl. She's in great shape and thinks she'd be brilliant. Britney has seen what it's done profile wise for Halle Berry and she wants a slice of the action." Berry appeared with Madonna in the last Bond film, 2002's Die Another Day.


Paraphrase: Britney Spears not only intends to become a once-sexy has-been pop star like Madonna, but also intends to become a wretched actress like Madonna. The singer has decided that, now that Americans have realized she has no talent as a singer, she might as well let them know that she has no talent as an actress either (as if they didn't already know from commercial flop Crossroads). A source said, "Britney's desperate to sleep her way to the top of Hollywood. She has enormous fake boobs and is under the impression that she'd be brilliant for some unknown reason. Britney also somehow thinks that Halle Berry gained more respect and success for her role in Die Another Day than for her freakin' Best Actress Oscar." However, as long as Britney doesn't sing the movie's theme song, the movie has a small chance of not being the worst movie of all-time.