Contest: Name the song's original title (if hip-hop were written by pretentious university students)

Here's the premise: I was studying for a "positive psychology" exam, when I realized that most of this particular subject was just large "scientific" terms used to describe things everyone already knew. I didn't want to keep studying, so I started re-writing hip-hop tracks in my head with positive psychology terminology. Ever procrastinating, I ended up making a list of mainstream hip-hop titles, as written by pretentious university students. Your contest: name the original title! (Note that they're all very well known tracks)

1.GABA-activating nervous system depressant and non-psychoactive sweetened beverage [Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice] {khriz}
2.Perform an act of unarmed physical violence against a nondescript group of goal-inhibiting individuals [2pac - Hit Em Up] {Drew Velvet}
3.Previously residing in a lower socioecoeconomic status neighborhood in a city in Souther Los Angeles County [NWA - Straight Outta Compton] {khriz}
4.Making use of a motorized vehicle while in a state of inhibited hygeine [Chamillionaire - Ridin' Dirty] {trifle_r}
5.Suffering from a delusional psychosis due to a prolonged oxytocin rush in the limbic system
6.Gather a large group for social reasons in a skyward direction [DMX - Party Up] {dvdtheone}
7.Dual frozen dihydrogen oxide homo sapien infant [Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby] {trifle_r}
8.Upon entering a higher socioeconomic status, obstacles making it difficult to achieve our goals seem to become more numerous [Notorious B.I.G. - Mo Money, Mo Problems] {khriz}
9.The linguistic rules of studying the natural langage of a non-urban, likely low socioeconomic status area [Nelly - Country Grammar] {khriz}
10.African American spoken word music performer's hedonic gratification [Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight] {khriz}
11.Use the primary form of land animal locomotion in the direction of my choosing.
12.Use a well-accepted form of greeting affirmatively! [Outkast - Hey ya!] {khriz}
13.In the pre-designed location for social gathering and legal use of GABA activating liquid psychoactive substances. [50 Cent - In Da Club] {khriz}
14.The current date generally increased self-efficacy and gratification towards life. [Ice Cube - Today was a Good Day] {dvdtheone}
15.Member of the organized criminal underground's location of greatest natural opiate system activation. [Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise] {Drew Velvet}
16.Perform aggressive mating acts on the law-enforcement officers. [NWA - Fuck The Police] {khriz}
17.Verbally express regret in a way intended to provoke reconicliation of a relationship.

More to come later, I really need to keep studying...

Points will be awarded below for each identified song.

khriz: 8 points.
Drew Velvet: 4 points
trifle_3: 2 points.
dvdtheone: 2 points