Ask Lil' Kim: An Interactive Post

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Dear Lil Kim,
My husband and I fight alot. Whether its about money or kitty litter, it seems every night my hubby and I have a shouting match that leaves me hoarse, in tears, and with thoughts of divorce. We have been married five years, but this has only been for the past 6 months or so, since we bought our own home. I can't stand it, Kim! Can our marriage be saved?

Sincerely, Confused in Cecelia, LA

Dear Confused,
This white dude, his name was John he had "Queen Bee Rules" tatooed on his arm. He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom, said he'd buy me a horse, a porsche, and a farm.
xoxo, Lil' Kim

Dear Lil Kim,

Can you reccomend any restaurants in the greater Phoenix area that serve African food? Preferably where you are allowed to smoke weed and the waiters are tight groovin?"

Sincerly,

Famished in Phoenix

Dear Faminished,
You see I used to date this b***h from Botswana, half African but she looked like Madonna. And yo check it, she had a tiger for a pet. I'll never forget. The restaurant was where we met.
xoxo Lil' Kim

Dear Lil Kim,

I was hoping you'd help me with a history essay I have to write. The question is, "Around the Revolutionary War, how did America form an identity separate from Britain? Provide specific examples of the American identity."

Signed, Frustrated in French Guiana

Dear,Lil Kim
I accidently spilled marinara sauce on my primo suede couch.I was wondering if you had any tricks for getting tough stains out.
Thank you,
Dirty in the South

Dear Lil Kim,
Help! What does one serve with a Virginia Baked Ham? Red or White wine? I'm having the in-laws over for Thanksgiving and I'll look like a total culinary clod if I serve the wrong wine!
Anxious in Akron