For not kicking me, I'll reward you with $500 cash.
There isn't any mail service where I'm at so I'll have it delivered by carrier pigeon. The bird answers to the name Ljutomisl. He's a sensitive bird so make sure you pronounce his name correctly or he won't give you the money.
If you would rather pick it up in person, the first thing to do is make your way to Route 66. Travel west on it to the outer limits of the Kingdom of Oz... for visibility sake, make sure you leave early enough to arrive no later than twilight. Zone Road is the turnoff you want to take and stay on it as far as Sugar Mountain. From there take a magic carpet ride to 50 kilometers east of Nowhere. My place is the white castle with the moat. Never mind the dragons... they're harmless.
Argh! must...not...kick...fifrieta!
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For not kicking me, I'll reward you with $500 cash.
There isn't any mail service where I'm at so I'll have it delivered by carrier pigeon. The bird answers to the name Ljutomisl. He's a sensitive bird so make sure you pronounce his name correctly or he won't give you the money.
If you would rather pick it up in person, the first thing to do is make your way to Route 66. Travel west on it to the outer limits of the Kingdom of Oz... for visibility sake, make sure you leave early enough to arrive no later than twilight. Zone Road is the turnoff you want to take and stay on it as far as Sugar Mountain. From there take a magic carpet ride to 50 kilometers east of Nowhere. My place is the white castle with the moat. Never mind the dragons... they're harmless.