098 ... The Stinkers: Worst Movies of 2001 Nominations

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WORST FILM
Freddy Got Fingered
Glitter
Pearl Harbor
3000 Miles to Graceland
Town & Country

WORST SENSE OF DIRECTION
Michael Bay (Pearl Harbor)
Tim Burton (Planet of the Apes)
Peter Chelsom with unwanted assistance from Warren Beatty (Town & Country)
Tom Green (Freddy Got Fingered)
Renny Harlin (Driven)

WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LEAD ROLE
Kevin Costner (3000 Miles to Graceland)
Tom Green (Freddy Got Fingered)
Steven Seagal (Exit Wounds)
David Spade (Joe Dirt)
Sylvester Stallone (Driven)

WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEAD ROLE
Mariah Carey (Glitter)
Penélope Cruz ("Blow," "Captain Corelli's Mandolin," and "Vanilla Sky")
Angelina Jolie (Original Sin)
Téa Leoni (Jurassic Park III)
Jennifer Lopez ("Angel Eyes" and "The Wedding Planner")

WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Jake Busey (Tomcats)
Joey Fatone (On The Line)
Cuba Gooding, Jr. (Rat Race)
The Rock (The Mummy Returns)
Sisqo (Get Over It)

WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Courteney Cox (3000 Miles to Graceland)
Shannon Elizabeth ("American Pie 2," "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," "13 Ghosts," and "Tomcats")
Whoopi Goldberg ("Monkeybone" and "Rat Race")
Tori Spelling (Scary Movie 2)
Estella Warren ("Driven" and "Planet of the Apes")

WORST SCREENPLAY FOR A FILM GROSSING MORE THAN $100 MILLION WORLDWIDE*
*using Hollywood math
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Jurassic Park III
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Pearl Harbor
Planet of the Apes

MOST PAINFULLY UNFUNNY COMEDY
Freddy Got Fingered
Joe Dirt
Pootie Tang
Scary Movie 2
Town & Country

WORST SONG IN A FILM OR ITS END CREDITS
"Because I Got High" (Afroman) from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
"Lady Marmalade" (Christina Aguilera, et al) from "Moulin Rouge"
"Loverboy" (Mariah Carey) from "Glitter"
"Pootie Tangin'" (702) from "Pootie Tang"
"The Sausage Song" (Tom Green) from "Freddy Got Fingered"

MOST INTRUSIVE MUSICAL SCORE
America's Sweethearts
The Fast and the Furious
Freddy Got Fingered
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars

WORST ON-SCREEN COUPLE
Woody Allen and any actress decades younger (The Curse of the Jade Scorpion)
Lance Bass and Joey Fatone, or any combination of two *N SYNC members (On The Line)
Mariah Carey and Max Beesley (Glitter)
Penelope Cruz and Nicolas Cage, Tom Cruise or Johnny Depp (Blow, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Vanilla Sky)
Tom Green and any person, animal or foreign object (Freddy Got Fingered)

MOST ANNOYING FAKE ACCENT - MALE
Hank Azaria (America's Sweethearts)
Nicolas Cage (Captain Corelli's Mandolin)
Justin Chambers (The Wedding Planner)
Freddie Prinze, Jr. (Summer Catch)
Shane West (Get Over It)

MOST ANNOYING FAKE ACCENT - FEMALE
Courteney Cox (3000 Miles to Graceland)
Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie 2)
Rachel Griffiths (Blow)
Jennifer Lopez (Angel Eyes)
Sigourney Weaver (Heartbreakers)

WORST SEQUEL
Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
Hannibal
Jurassic Park III
Pokemon 3
Scary Movie 2

MOST UNWELCOME DIRECT-TO-VIDEO SEQUEL
Beethoven's 4th
Children of the Corn 7: Revelation
House Party 4
Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection

MOST ANNOYING ON-SCREEN GROUP
The Elvis Impersonators (3000 Miles to Graceland)
Josie and the Pussycats (Josie and the Pussycats)
The Lucy Impersonators That Don't Look Anything Like Lucille Ball (Rat Race)
The Supermodels (Head Over Heels)
What Appears To Be The Cast of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" Posing As "Martians" (John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars)

Founders Award - 2001
Sony Pictures' fictitious movie critic

Fun with movie titles
"3000 Miles to Graceland" = "3000 Miles to Dis-Graceland" and "A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Script"
"Driven" = "Drivel"
"Glitter" = "Litter"