South Park: Rated

Submitted by rudolf55 on Thu, 08/03/2006 - 09:53
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  1. Season 1 (13 episodes)

  2. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe: 9.1
  3. Weight Gain 4000: 7.2
  4. Volcano: 9.7
  5. Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride: 7.0
  6. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig: 7.3
  7. Death: 9.6
  8. Pinkeye: 10
  9. Damien: 9.8
  10. Starvin’ Marvin: 7.4
  11. Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo: 7.6
  12. Tom’s Rhinoplasty: 8.8
  13. Mecha Streisand: 5.9
  14. Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut: 8.6
  16. Season average: 8.3

  18. Season 2 (18 episodes)

  19. Terrance & Phillip in Not without my anus: 8.5
  20. Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut: 7.9
  21. Chickenlover: 8.8
  22. Ike’s Wee Wee: 7.5
  23. Conjoined Fetus Lady: 7.2
  24. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka: 9.7
  25. City on the Edge of Forever: 4.3
  26. Summer Sucks: 9.2
  27. Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls: 9.0
  28. Chickenpox: 7.5
  29. Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods: 6.6
  30. Clubhouses: 8.7
  31. Cow Days: 9.1
  32. Chef Aid: 10
  33. Spooky Fish: 10
  34. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson: 10
  35. Gnomes: 9.6
  36. Prehistoric Ice Man: 9.5
  38. Season average: 8.5

  40. Season 3 (17 episodes)

  41. Rainforest Schmainforest: 9.6
  42. Spontaneous Combustion: 9.8
  43. Succubus: 9.4
  44. Tweek Vs. Craig: 6.1
  45. Jakovasaurs: 8.6
  46. Sexual Harassment Panda: 10
  47. Cat Orgy: 7.2
  48. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub: 8.5
  49. Jewbilee: 7.7
  50. Chinpokomon: 10
  51. Starvin’ Marvin in Space: 8.3
  52. Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery: 10
  53. Hooked on Monkey Phonics: 8.5
  54. The Red Badge of Gayness: 10
  55. Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics: 4.0
  56. Are you there God – It’s me, Jesus: 9.2
  57. World Wide Recorder Concert: 9.1
  59. Season average: 8.6

  61. Season 4 (17 episodes)

  62. Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime: 9.5
  63. The Tooth Fairy Tats: 10
  64. Quintuplets: 9.3
  65. Timmy 2000: 8.5
  66. Pip: 4.5
  67. Cartman Joins NAMBLA: 5.8
  68. Cherokee Hair Tampons: 8.8
  69. Chef Goes Nanners: 9.7
  70. Something You Can Do With Your Finger: 9.4
  71. Do the Handicapped go to Hell: 9.5
  72. Probably: 9.2
  73. Fourth Grade: 9.8
  74. Trapper Keeper: 10
  75. Helen Keller – The Musical: 7.2
  76. Fat Camp: 6.3
  77. The Wacky Molestation Adventure: 10
  78. A Very Crappy Christmas: 6.8
  80. Season average: 8.5

  82. Season 5 (14 episodes)

  83. Scott Tenorman Must Die: 10
  84. It Hits the Fan: 10
  85. Cripple Fight: 7.2
  86. Super Best Friends: 10
  87. Terrance & Phillip – Behind the Blow: 6.8
  88. Cartmanland: 10
  89. Proper Condom Use: 9.2
  90. Towelie: 10
  91. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants: 9.7
  92. How to Eat With Your Butt: 7.8
  93. The Entity: 5.9
  94. Here Comes the Neighborhood: 9.6
  95. Kenny Dies: 9.8
  96. Butters’ Very Own Episode: 9.5
  98. Season average: 9.0

  100. Season 6 (17 episodes)

  101. Freak Strike: 8.5
  102. Jared Has Aides: 8.2
  103. Asspen: 9.8
  104. The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer: 9.7
  105. Fun With Veal: 7.8
  106. Professor Chaos: 9.6
  107. The Simpsons Already Did It: 10
  108. Red Hot Catholic Love: 4.3
  109. Free Hat: 10
  110. Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society: 9.8
  111. Child Abduction is Not Funny: 10
  112. A Ladder to Heaven: 9.2
  113. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers: 10
  114. The Death Camp of Tolerance: 3.8
  115. The Biggest Douche in the Universe: 10
  116. My Future Self and Me: 9.7
  117. Red Sleigh Down: 8.1
  119. Season average: 8.7

  121. Season 7 (15 episodes)

  122. I’m a little bit Country: 6.5
  123. Krazy Kripples: 9.6
  124. Toilet Paper: 10
  125. Cancelled: 9.3
  126. Fatt Butt and Pancake Head: 10
  127. Lil’ Crime Stoppers: 10
  128. Red Mans Greed: 7.4
  129. South Park is Gay: 9.5
  130. Christian Rock Hard: 10
  131. Grey Dawn: 9.3
  132. Casa Bonita: 10
  133. All about the Mormons?: 9.1
  134. Butt Out: 9.4
  135. Raisins: 8.2
  136. It’s Christmas Time in Canada: 10
  138. Season average: 9.2

  140. Season 8 (14 episodes)

  141. Good Times With Weapons: 9.5
  142. AWESOM-O: 10
  143. Up the Down Steroid: 8.7
  144. The Passion of the Jew: 6.3
  145. You Got F’d in the A: 10
  146. Goobacks: 6.6
  147. The Jeffersons: 4.7
  148. Douche and Turd: 10
  149. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes: 10
  150. Pre School: 8.5
  151. Quest for Ratings: 9.6
  152. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset: 1.8
  153. Cartman’s Incredible Gift: 8.5
  154. Woodland Critter Christmas: 9.7
  156. Season average: 8.1

  158. Season 9 (14 episodes)

  159. Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina: 4.2
  160. Die Hippie, Die: 10
  161. Wing: 7.2
  162. Best Friends Forever: 7.8
  163. The Losing Edge: 9.4
  164. The Death of Eric Cartman: 10
  165. Erection Day: 5.6
  166. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow: 10
  167. Marjorine: 10
  168. Follow That Egg: 4.3
  169. Ginger Kids: 10
  170. Trapped in the Closet: 9.7
  171. Free Willzyx: 1.2
  172. Bloody Mary: 9.7
  174. Season average: 7.8

  176. Season 10 (14 episodes)

  177. The Return of Chef!: 3.3
  178. Smug Alert!: 9.7
  179. Cartoon Wars: 10
  180. Cartoon Wars Part II: 10
  181. A Million Little Fibers: 0.0
  182. Manbearpig: 9.2
  183. Tsst: 8.6
  184. Make Love, Not Warcraft: 6.2
  185. Mystery Of The Urinal Deuce: 10
  186. Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy: 8.4
  187. Hell On Earth 2006: 9.3
  188. Go, God, Go! Part II: 5.8
  189. Go, God, Go! XII: 4.3
  190. Stanley's Cup: 4.0
  192. Season average: 7.1

  194. Season 11 (14 episodes)

  195. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson: 6.8
  196. Cartman Sucks: 9.4
  197. Lice Capades: 4.2
  198. The Snuke: 10
  199. Fantastic Easter Special: 10
  200. D-Yikes: 7.8
  201. Night Of The Living Homeless: 9.8
  202. Le Petit Tourette: 8.2
  203. More Crap: 3.4
  204. Imaginationland: 10
  205. Imaginationland II: 10
  206. Imaginationland III: 10
  207. Guitar Queer-O: 10
  208. The List: 10
  210. Season average: 8.5

  212. Season 12 (14 episodes)

  213. Tonsil Trouble: 6.7
  214. Britney's New Look: 4.8
  215. Major Boobage: 6.3
  216. Canada On Strike: 9.8
  217. Eek, a Penis!: 8.2
  218. Over Logging: 9.3
  219. Super Fun Time: 9.4
  220. The China Probrem: 6.0
  221. Breast Cancer Show Ever: 9.0
  222. Pandemic: 5.8
  223. Pandemic 2: The Startling: 7.7
  224. About Last Night...: 7.1
  225. Elementary School Musical: 9.2
  226. The Ungroundable: 9.8
  228. Season average: 7.8

  230. Season 13 (14 episodes)

  231. The Ring: 8.6
  232. The Coon: 8.1
  233. Margaritaville: 9.5
  234. Eat, Pray, Queef: 0.4
  235. Fishsticks: 9.0
  236. Pinewood Derby: 6.9
  237. Fatbeard: 6.7
  238. Dead Celebrities: 6.8
  239. Butters' Bottom Bitch: 6.5
  240. W.T.F.: 9.0
  241. Whale Whores: 7.9
  242. The F Word: 7.3
  243. Dances With Smurfs: 8.4
  244. Pee: 9.2

  246. Season 14 (???)

  247. Sexual Healing: 5.8
  248. The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs: 8.2
  249. Medicinal Fried Chicken: 7.6
  250. You Have 0 Friends: 9.4
  251. 200: 8.8
  252. 201: 8.6
  253. Crippled Summer: 5.5
Author Comments: 

I love this show more than I thought I would. It's raunchy, often disgusting and usually offensive, but it has a lot of qualities, good jokes and, for some reason, loveable characters.

Ok, so now I'm probably just overrating episodes

Wezzo08/10/2006

I'd say S5 and 6 are best, so you've plenty to look forward to yet.

rudolf5508/10/2006

I've heard good things about those seasons

Only a few more episodes, and I'll start on season 5

Hair09/10/2006

Personally, I think this list is too lenient. Is 7 average? I wouldn't know.

Also, towards the modern seasons, South Park degenerates into solid crap, so, enjoy it while it lasts.

rudolf5509/11/2006

5 would be average

I'm just a lenient person. I find it harder to hate something than to love something

lukeprog07/18/2008

South Park is often brilliant, but it's not the only brilliant thing by Trey & Matt.

spinmedown1611/14/2009

I found "The F Word" to be hilarious and true. I would personally give it a 9.0 out of 10.

rudolf5511/15/2009

Well, I personally didn't think it was constantly hilarious. There were great jokes, but just not enough to keep it funny all the way through.

But hey, to each their own!