Boards Of Canada

  • Music Has To Right To Children (1998)


  • 1. Wildlife Analysis: 5.0
  • 2. An Eagle In Your Mind: 1.2
  • 3. The Color Of The Fire: 1.0
  • 4. Telephasic Workshop: 0.8
  • 5. Traingles & Rhombuses: 2.0
  • 6. Sixtyten: 0.5
  • 7. Turquoise Hexagon Sun: 0.6
  • 8. Kaini Industries: 0.2
  • 9. Bocuma: 0.3
  • 10. Roygbiv: 0.5
  • 11. Rue The Whirl: 0.0
  • 12. Aquarius: 0.0
  • 13. Olson: 0.1
  • 14. Pete Standing Alone: 0.2
  • 15. Smokes Quantity: 0.3
  • 16. Open The Light: 0.0
  • 17. One Very Important Thought: 0.4
  • Song Average: 0.9
  • Score: 7%
  • Geogaddi (2002)


  • 1. Ready Let's Go: 0.5
  • 2. Music Is Math: 0.0
  • 3. Beware The Friendly Stranger: 0.2
  • 4. Gyroscope: 0.1
  • 5. Dandelion: 0.3
  • 6. Sunshine Recorder: 0.0
  • 7. In The Annexe: 0.1
  • 8. Julie And Candy: 0.0
  • 9. The Smallest Weird Number: 0.0
  • 10. 1969: 0.0
  • 11. Energy Warning: 0.0
  • 12. The Beach At Redpoint: 0.0
  • 13. Opening The Mouth: 0.2
  • 14. Alpha And Omega: 0.0
  • 15. I Saw Drones: 0.4
  • 16. The Devil Is In The Details: 0.0
  • 17. A Is To B As B Is To C: 0.1
  • 18. Over The Horizon Radar: 0.2
  • 19. Dawn Chorus: 0.0
  • 20. Diving Station: 0.1
  • 21. You Could Feel The Sky: 0.0
  • 22. Corsair: 0.0
  • 23. Magic Window: 0.3
  • Song Average: 0.1
  • Score: 1%
  • Comment: 'The Devil Is In The Details' might be the worst song I've ever heard. The rest is just as unlistenable. How did I manage to listen to this anyway?
  • The Campfire Headphase (2005)


  • 1. Into The Rainbow Vein: 0.1
  • 2. Chromakey Dreamcoat: 0.0
  • 3. Satellite Anthem Icarus: 0.0
  • 4. Peacock Tail: 0.0
  • 5. Dayvan Cowboy: 0.2
  • 6. A Moment Of Clarity: 0.0
  • 7. '84 Pontiac Dream: 0.0
  • 8. Sherbet Head: 0.0
  • 9. Oscar See Through Red Eye: 0.0
  • 10. Ataronchronon: 0.0
  • 11. Hey Saturday Sun: 0.0
  • 12. Constants Are Changing: 0.0
  • 13. Slow This Bird Down: 0.0
  • 14. Tears From The Compound Eye: 0.0
  • 15. Farewell Fire: 0.0
  • Song Average: 0.0
  • Score: 0%
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Rankings

1. Music Has The Right To Children Zero Stars
2. Geogaddi Zero Stars
3. The Campfire Headphase Zero Stars