Ten Commandments for Movie Junkies

Submitted by RosieCotton on Wed, 10/13/2004 - 11:11
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  1. Worship only movies; nothing else matters
  2. Do not live in reality; it bites.
  3. Do not talk during the movie.
  4. Remember the holy days of movies: Tuesday and Friday.
  5. Honor the critics and reviewers, for they can save you a lot of time and money.
  6. Do not kill, unless they walk in front of the screen or talk during the movie.
  7. Do not spend your money on anything besides movie-related activities.
  8. Do not steal, unless it’s on Kazaa or Bit torrent or your friend let you rip their copy.
  9. Do not lie, unless it’s to get into a movie for free.
  10. Do not covet; get your own copy.
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This is meant to be satirical. Please do not do these things really.