Spring Break! Where Should I Go?

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Because I just decided to take advantage of spring break two hours ago and just looking at last-minute airfare prices gave me a headache, I'm limited to places I'm willing to drive to. This means nothing west of about 102 degrees longitude since I won't drive through mountains.

'For reasons I cannot explain
There’s some part of me wants to see
Graceland.' As Simon Says...

Just drive to the edge of the mountains and look up.

Not a bad idea. Aside from alien abductees and a few religious figures, I don't believe anyone's ever claimed to have fallen up.