Joke spoilers, nothing plot-related: "I don't care if it's turned his life upside down face!"
"Don't worry, Lois, there's a dog turd in there. But by the time he finds out, we'll be - "
"Hey, there's a dog turd in here."
My favorite part is still Peter raising the comic book to block out Lois though, with the opening being a close second.
All in all, a good episode, not a great one. The plot was kinda kooky and contrived.
Yeah, the "upside down face" and Stewie's reaction to it were priceless. I also thought the comic book thing was good, especially when Peter says, "Heheheh, look at all those hamburgers. You going to eat all those hamburgers?" I rated the episode 'good' for the poll, but it was a bit contrived, especially at the end when the greased-up, naked, deaf guy comes in and says something, then says, "It's good to be back America." That's jut not Family Guy-like .
Dang it, stupid TiVo didn't tape it like it was supposed to, so I missed the first half. Did catch Stewie's reaction to Brian's slip-up, tho... amazing.