Boiled Chicken Actors
Submitted by pherber on Thu, 09/16/2004 - 03:33
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Boiled chicken doesn't have much taste, or personality, and neither do these actors! Blander than water! Duller than an unsharpened pencil! If the movie industry depended on these actors, we (smart people) would all be watching nothing but TV shows. Feel Free To post Your Own!
Heh... Joe Dallesandro's a nice touch. I always thought "Blood for Dracula" would have been a lot more fun without him.
I saw him in "Flesh and "Trash". He just sort of rubs his head and moans all the time, and he's always messing up on his lines.... Another thing that he's good at is looking confused. Like in "Trash", he's moving a sink, and his girlfriend is yelling stuff like, "Be careful. People got to pee in there."(?!)And Little Joe just looks bored and confused. For the record, his bottom is really pimply...
It is really pimply ain't it...why in the hell was there a semi-close-up of the his pimply bum anyway. Soap meet bum, bum meet soap.
T'ho
:?)
Little Joe could do with a bath........
By the way, have you seen many movies with Joe Dallesandro?
ok, he's a little funny thing to try out. in The Comments for Arnie, it said "could he paly a complex character like Hannibal Lector? Hell no"
Now my challenge is..to picture the scene where we see Hannibal Lector standing there in his cell..but picture Arnie..and now..try not to laugh. its near impossible!
Wha?
ok picture in your head The Part of Silence of the lambs" where hanibal is standing in his cell. but instead of Hoppkins picture Arnold Schwarzenegger in the role..and see if you laugh. its near impossible not too.
Oh, I get it! You're right, that is really funny.... whenever I picture Ahnuld, I see him as the terminator...........
ah yes "The Terminator" Arnies moment in the sun.
And such a glorious suntan he must have gotten ;)
Michael Caine
Michael Caine is really annoying but he's not that bad of an actor.......
What's with the Michael Caine hatred, he's one of my fave actors. Excellent performance in The Quiet American (and many more movies besides).
Huh?
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yeah he was good in "Quiet American" Thaat Be True
I saw him in the original version of Get Carter.....
He's a good actor, but he just reminds me of an overlarge bird....
My favorite Michael Caine movie is Educating Rita from 1983. I thought he was great. Kind of one-note, though.
Uh Huh.....
Hey I think I will start a "How much do you like Michael Caine" poll!
Broderick in no way belongs on this list. The man can be great. Half of his problem is roles, not performances.
As for someone to add? How about Danny Houston, just for his wretched performance in Silver City.
yeah i like matthew too, he's cool
See, I must have missed anytime Matthew Broderick has shown any shred of acting talent. He even voice acting he is terrible (Lion King anyone?) And believe it or not, I never like Ferris Beuller.....
He was in Ferris Beuller? I hate that movie so much..........
We will go for the popular vote. In one week if more than half the people who post on this want Broderick off, then I'll take him off....
Oh, you don't have to remove him at all. I was just saying that it's bizarre to see a talented actor on a list with mostly hacks.
Okay.
Actually I would have to choose Heath Ledger at the moment. Talk about stink.
T'ho
:?)
Sock it to the man, Brotha!
Matthew f'n Broderick
Vin Diesel
Martin Lawrence
Good Ones!
Paul Walker.
Right on!
Great idea! Kudos to you. im gonna go fro reeves though that harry potter kid is also terrible!!
Thanks! You are really encouraging!
lol, i do try ;0
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