Actors I'd Do In A Heartbeat (Not Who You'd Think)
Submitted by melladior@ho on Sun, 02/13/2005 - 12:35
Tags:
- Jeff Goldblum (circa Earth Girls Are Easy)
- Luke Wilson (I just really want to climb him)
- The Rock (technically, not an actor, and yes, this isn't an intellectual choice, but sometimes, you just want a guy who can manhandle you. Ladies, can I get a whoop whoop?)
- Tommy Lee Jones (I'm 26, he's four hundred, I can't explain it, I just find him sexy.)
- Jude Law (So...beautiful...can't...think straight)
- Christopher Reeve (before the whole wheelchair and subsequent death thing)
- Patrick Stewart (Don't judge me. You've got your list, I've got mine.)
Author Comments:
I love the anonymity of the Internet. Every time I get into this discussion with friends, they're like "Eewww! You'd really do it with Lance Henrickson?" and then I'm like "Yeah, bitch, and you'd best step off or I'm gonna crush your new nose!" and then I go to jail for battery.
I'm still laughing from the Christopher Reeve one. Who wouldn't want to do the man of steel? Wait, I'm a guy.....but I am a necrophiliac......
....just kidding obviously
Don't worry, I won't judge your heterosexual man-crush. I would totally give it to that redhead from That 70's Show if I had the chance.