101 things i've already done
Submitted by marmalaade on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:24
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- 1. peed my pants laughing too hard on the tilt-a-whirl
- 2. went to tai chi class (and forgot it all)
- 3. sent a fake art portfolio to a prestigious school
- 4. ate hash brownies semi-nude on a nude beach in canada
- 5. did meth in a trailer park
- 6. tried learning to drive a stick 3 times
- 7. glued googly eyes across america
- 8. made money selling my own art
- 9. scavenged food by necessity
- 10. dated someone of the same gender
- 11. visited friends in the mental ward
- 12. sledded the hills of seattle
- 13. saw michelle tea read at a local bookstore
- 14. made an anonymous zine
- 15. posed with various "merkins"
- 16. developed an alter-ego and paraded her around
- 17. smashed my face into 2 cakes
- 18. was a bike messenger for 3 weeks
- 19. sorted rags at a factory
- 20. had a 5 minute stripping "gig"
- 21. recorded my own original tunes on a 4-track
- 22. ate chicken feet, pig's feet, larvae
- 23. tried giving myself a homemade tattoo
- 24. won a $500 grant
- 25. sent hardened donuts,dead flowers, spiders in the mail
- 26. made fortune cookies
- 27. "came out of the closet" and came out again!
- 28. saw REM, sonic youth, paul simon live
- 29. dated 2 people who drove motorcycles
- 30. stood under a small waterfall (shower-style)
- 31. got 86ed from mcmenamins
- 32. earned an A in college badminton class
- 33. rode double on a single bike
- 34. sat in an off-duty backhoe
- 35. backpacked in hail
- 36. skinnydipped at hotels
- 37. stole a turquoise bra from nordstroms
- 38. got pink eye from the laundromat
- 39. was in a couple 3-somes
- 40. stepped in dogshit on my birthday
- 41. grinded with 4 guys at once on a dancefloor
- 42. flew to singapore alone
- 43. planted and harvested a garden
- 44. chewed 60 pieces of gum at on time
- 45. karaoked lita ford, whitesnake, billy joel, neil diamond
- 46. made pinatas
- 47. had warts frozen off
- 48. was in a hair commercial
- 49. sprayed graffiti in NW portland
- 50. rode critical mass
- 51. bodysurfed with the family in maui
- 52. snorkeled with giant turtles
- 53. was told i was dangerous by a professor i had a crush on
- 54. untangled a friend's dreadlocks
- 55. got lost in a corn maze
- 56. cut off a friend's ponytail
- 57. volunteered at an arboretum for a summer
- 58. did shrooms in a yurt on the oregon coast
- 59. had several men profess being in love and called bullshit on them
- 60. made a tape of prank phone calls (pre-caller id!)
- 61. had my college dorm room burn up in a fire
- 62. got my hair cut for free in front of an audience
- 63. went to a group interview and was hit on by a fellow applicant
- 64. found a pile of awesome clothes behind a bowling alley
- 65. had sex in all the rooms of a friend's house while looking after it
- 66. rode in the world's tallest ferris wheel (pre-london eye)
- 67. got in a douche fight and a squeez-it fight
- 68. DJed at the college radio station 4 1/2 years
- 69. dyed my hair light blue, black, auburn, dark blue, platinum
- 70. moved to another city and into a house with people i'd just met
- 71. slapped a friend who was being obnoxious
- 72. served roseanna arquette wheatgrass juice
- 73. got obsessed with andy kaufman
- 74. spent the night on a golf course
- 75. married my good friend's brother
- 76. found $13 in a swimming pool
- 77. had an old friend ask me to sleep with her boyfriend
- 78. rented my own art studio
- 79. kayaked off catalina island
- 80. paid for cigarettes with rolls of pennies
- 81. fell off a skateboard and couldn't walk for a week
- 82. offered to get eaten out while smoking a blunt by a stranger
- 83. drank beers with people i just met on amtrak and greyhound
- 84. camped in the backyard as an adult
- 85. danced with drag queens on platforms at a bar in boise
- 86. got solicited by a man while naked with a group of girls in a hot springs
- 87. did a 360 on ice in car
- 88. ran out of gas in at an unfamiliar freeway exit
- 89. had high tea in victoria, canada
- 90. read a book in one sitting
- 91. made menudo bombs and threw them at houses
- 92. biked 50 miles in search of a brewery
- 93. threw beer bottles through the windows of a condemned house
- 94. ate a jar of nacho cheese on a dare (and won a $25 dollar bar tab)
- 95. designed a tattoo
- 96. defaced a childhood friend's playhouse with red marker
- 97. rode a bike through a dark graveyard
- 98. posed for photos with storeroom taxidermy
- 99. picked strawberries for money
- 100. went to a mega-church
- 101. won tickets to depeche mode
