funny things to do to your cab driver
Submitted by luvissweet18 on Mon, 06/01/2009 - 17:38
- bring your own purple fuzzy dice & insist that they go above the rearview mirror
- try to put your legs behind your head the entire time.
- sit in the front seat and push all off the radio buttons
- refer to the driver as mother/father/mommy/daddy/mom/dad
- get them to sign permission slips
- tell them to come to your back to school night
- when they come to pick you up, dramatically run to them and proclaim "MOM" (or dad)
- tell them your life story
- use their cab as a changing room,
- talk about your rashes
- pay in European coins
- speak in a different language
- insist on teaching them French and insist on not leavin until he is fluent
- hum the 'hail to the chief' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAsycMvZde4) before entering cab
- have a friend be a secret agent & if he asks where the destination get the agent to say "no questions."
- have sex with an imaginary person in the back of the cab, moan loudly
- strap yourself in with both seat-belts
- before you leave, say "ready in 5..4..3..etc." and finish with "BLAST OFF"
- bring a picnic basket (obviously filled with food) and have a feast
- straighten hair
- call, go 2 houses down, get out. call again in 15 minutes and repeat.
- In a busy city call out taxi, when it comes dismiss them and say "just testing you."
- wear a spiderman costume and insist that no one shall know your identity/destination
- describe how to make jam (grape, strawberry, black-current, etc)
- sing christmas carols (only acceptable not around the holiday season)
- -suggestions: here we come a-wassailing, jingle bells, grandma got run over by a reindeer, deck the halls, etc.)
- use them as an ambulance
- wear doctor scrubs, and insist that they need a checkup.
- try to give out shots in the cab
- announce your farts. you had beans for lunch.
