Yay, Bumperstickers!

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Bumperstickers I admire.... A work in progress, as sitting down to make the list made all the ones I wanted to list fly right out of my head. Dammit.

I despise bumperstickers... not the idea in general, just the fact that 99% of them are incredibly stupid, and yet I manage to read each new one i see hoping it will be clever.

... It's true they are disappointing more than they are anything else... And I've never yet found one I'd actually put on my car; but I keep hoping for greatness, and occasionally they even make me laugh.