Worst Movies I've Actually Seen

Submitted by lukeprog on Wed, 08/18/2004 - 03:25
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  1. Monster High (1988)
  2. Mr. B Natural [short] (1957)
  3. 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966)
  4. Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
  5. Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957)
  6. Ator, the Blade Master (1984)
  7. Sex Madness (1938)
  8. Colossus and the Headhunters (1962)
  9. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
  10. Hired! (1940) [short]
  11. Horrors of Spider Island (1960)
  12. Gamera vs. Guiron (1969)
  13. Pokemon: The First Movie (1999)
  14. Robot Monster (1953)
  15. The Hellcats (1967)
  16. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (1985)
  17. Gamera (1965)
  18. Highlander (1986)
  19. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
  20. Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)
  21. Abraham Lincoln (1930)
  22. Midnight Crossing (1988)
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
  24. Mitchell (1975)
Rushmore08/19/2004

i always thikn Batman and robin is a bad movie, the one with Arnie in

lukeprog08/19/2004

Yup. And there are lots of ones in my 'garbage' section that didn't make this list. These are just the unbelievably bad movies that I've seen with no redeeming merits whatsoever.

stooky09/15/2004

I must argue for Highlander being of small merrit. I'll agree that as film-making it's glaringly bad. As story-telling it's a pock-marked path of confusion lurking near an outhouse, so to speak. Yet it's the silly dialogue, Christopher Lambert's "performance"?, and the loopy story-line that drags you under. I was 14 when I first saw it, so it might be nostalgia talking, but there are nuggets of incredible (and fun) stupidity lurking in Highlander.

T'ho

:?)

P.S.: Plan 9 From Outer Space is a hoot, but more as a oddity than film.

lukeprog09/15/2004

Just didn't find ANY moments of fun in Highlander, sorry. But I didn't see it until I was 18 (last year).

stooky09/18/2004

Ah, I understand now. It helped that I was a movie newbie when I first saw it. It's just too easy a target if you're past the age of 15. Oh well.

:?)

Rushmore10/20/2004

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians sounds like a hell of a watch! i wanna see that :)

lukeprog10/21/2004

It's actually really boring. Don't watch it! There's not a whole lot of Martians OR Santa Claus in the whole movie. It's not at all what you're seeing in your head. The title is better than ANY given moment in the entire film.

tdunnie10/21/2004

This is the Santa Claus movie to see :-) IMDB
I saw it when I was 5 and it seriously messed with my head.