Wierd Celebrity Baby Names

  1. Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue (daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
  2. Jett (son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston)
  3. Diezel and Denim (sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis)
  4. Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael (children of Michael Jackson)
  5. Speck Wildhorse and Hud (sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin)
  6. Pilot Inspektor (son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
  7. Tu Morrow (daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre)
  8. Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton)
  9. Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva (children of Frank Zappa)
  10. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie (daughters of the late Paula Yates (Tiger Lily's dad is the late Michael Hutchence; Bob Geldof is father to the other three))
  11. Zowie (son of David Bowie -- he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan);
  12. Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono),
  13. Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths),
  14. Jaz (daughter of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf),
  15. Romeo and Brooklyn (sons of Victoria and David Beckham),
  16. Aurelius (son of Elle Macpherson),
  17. Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of Robby Benson),
  18. Hopper (son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn),
  19. Kyd (son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni),
  20. Reignbeau and Freedom (daughter and son of Ving Rhames)
  21. Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson).
  22. Apple Blythe Alison Martin (daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)
  23. Kal-el Coppola Cage (son of Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim )

Reignbeau and Freedom? [shakes head] Ving, your coolness factor has just plummeted. If you were going to be all hippy-dippy about it, what the hell was wrong with "Rainbow"?

Reignbeau could be a pun, as in "dominant boyfriend." Or "ruling lover of young women."

I don't know which is worse - trying to be clever and possibly offensive, or trying way too hard to make a stupid hippy name be even weirder.

I think celebrity folks have a severe need for attention. It's their crack.

Well, for those who aren't crack already, anyway.

True that.