Wierd Celebrity Baby Names
Submitted by Oedipus on Wed, 10/26/2005 - 09:38
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- Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue (daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
- Jett (son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston)
- Diezel and Denim (sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis)
- Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael (children of Michael Jackson)
- Speck Wildhorse and Hud (sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin)
- Pilot Inspektor (son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
- Tu Morrow (daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre)
- Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton)
- Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva (children of Frank Zappa)
- Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie (daughters of the late Paula Yates (Tiger Lily's dad is the late Michael Hutchence; Bob Geldof is father to the other three))
- Zowie (son of David Bowie -- he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan);
- Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono),
- Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths),
- Jaz (daughter of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf),
- Romeo and Brooklyn (sons of Victoria and David Beckham),
- Aurelius (son of Elle Macpherson),
- Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of Robby Benson),
- Hopper (son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn),
- Kyd (son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni),
- Reignbeau and Freedom (daughter and son of Ving Rhames)
- Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson).
- Apple Blythe Alison Martin (daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)
- Kal-el Coppola Cage (son of Nicolas Cage and Alice Kim )
Reignbeau and Freedom? [shakes head] Ving, your coolness factor has just plummeted. If you were going to be all hippy-dippy about it, what the hell was wrong with "Rainbow"?
Reignbeau could be a pun, as in "dominant boyfriend." Or "ruling lover of young women."
I don't know which is worse - trying to be clever and possibly offensive, or trying way too hard to make a stupid hippy name be even weirder.
I think celebrity folks have a severe need for attention. It's their crack.
Well, for those who aren't crack already, anyway.
True that.