Why Paul McCartney Sucks!!!
Submitted by LennonFan on Sat, 05/05/2001 - 05:40
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- 1. The Beatles. How could anyone break up the greatest, coolest band in the history of the world? Paul is berry, berry bad man.
- 2. Yoko Ono. He was mean to Yoko, a role model for women the world over!
- 3. Linda McCartney. Instead of someone cool, he hooked up with this skank. I mean, have you SEEN her photos? Give me Annie Leibowitz anyday!
- 4. Wings. The suckiest band ever. Even suckier than that scary NIN (who my ex loved: a pox on you!). Suck even if they did record in Nigeria, which is cool.
- 5. Live and Let Die. OK, this song is just mean! John would never write something like this. John wrote about love and transcendence.
- 6. Arizona. Who would leave England for Arizona? Should be the other way around. Arizona sux!
- 7. Stella McCartney. Once again, have you SEEN her clothes? Her fashions belong at K-Mart with the blue-light icky gross specials, not in Milan. She sux!
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I hope this enlightens you guys :-x
John Lennon actually forced Paul to make the decision in breaking up the Beatles. How ugly Linda is has nothing to do with it. Paul was the best "songwriter" of the bunch. John came up with cool lyrics, but as for song structures and timeless melodies, Paul has him beat. Yoko Ono, you have a good point there. Stella has bad tastes in fashion, that shouldn't reflect on Paul what so ever. Alot of your arguments about Paul can be written off with ease. I still love John though. I love all the guys.
You think McCartney wrote "COOL LYRICS ?" This NO-TALENT FRAUD writes NURSURY RHYMES right out of SESAME STREET. If this arrogant asshole never had anything to do with he BEATLES, he would be writing LA-LA-LA songs for BARNEY, the kid's show. You'd see a fat purple dinosaur prancing around singing McCartney crap. The CIA should use McCartney songs as torture to get information out of spies. Crazy glue headphones on a guy's ead who is duct taped in a chair and play BAND ON THE RUN over and over again. He'll spill their guts pronto ! McCartney is right p there with that other "musical genius", RINGO...who ACTUALLY DID host a kiddie show about a stupid train. So there you go. You'd have to PAY ME to go to a McCartney NON-concert. I'm nauseous ! ....BOB IN BROOKLYN.
Umm, jblack wrote "John came up with cool lyrics", not Paul.
You're nauseous even after spewing? ;)
I'm still trying to figure out how someone can mention Paul McCartney and Sesame Street in the same sentence without paying homage to the mighty Letter B song...
If the songs from that show don't require any talent, then most writers have a lot to answer for.
Shalom, y'all!
L. Bangs
News flash - George Harrison had more to do with shattering the Beatles than any other person did. Do the research. Know what? I praise George and his actions. He brought the fab four to a quick halt before they could churn out a melodic version of Steel Wheels for burnt-out hippies.
Always go out on highs, and Abbey Road was a high. Whoever decided to pick through the corspes and release Let It Be should be shot in the nuts.
Zep! Zep! Zep!
I agree with your #2, #5, and #6. Haven't seen enough Stella McCartney clothes to reckon #7. I think Wings did some good stuff, though, and I think McCartney is a great songwriter and bassist. The continual thumbs up, cutesy stuff really bothers me, though. That would be at the top of my list.
paul is a tool. his songs should be used to teach young musicians the meaning triteness