What I've Learned From The O.C.
Submitted by amourbella on Tue, 11/22/2005 - 02:19
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- Always carry floss with you.
- Always befriend the outsider.
- Don't underestimate the geek.
- What happens in Tijuana, stays in Tijuana.
- Don't trust guys you met at your shrink's office.
- Never let your mother near your ex-boyfriend.
- Foreplay isn't important.
- When someone has a gun, call Ryan.
- Don't go to Tijuana and overdose on drugs.
- When new in town, punch as many people as possible.
- Don't trust girls that go to a Christian college.
- If you're gonna marry someone for their money, find out if they have money first.
- Don't punch the dean unless you have some dirt on him.
- Don't show your nipple on prime time national television.
- Wonder Whore is the way to go.
- If you drink, don't drive.
- Bullies are really just softies who are crying out for help from good friends and a suitable parental figure, unless the bully is named Trey, in which case he's crying out for a bullet to the chest.
- If you ever finally win the girl of your dreams, she'll turn out to be controlling, hysterical and bossy.
- If you give in and date the dork who's been chasing you since grade school, he'll turn out to be self-obsessed, unreliable and cloying.
- Even the best marriages fall apart in the span of three hour-long episodes.
- Hitting people is bad for karma, but great for ratings!
- Being beautiful has its own perils. You can be stalked, attacked by your boyfriend's brother, and make terrible fashion choices.
- There isn't a problem that cannot be solved by bagels.
- Money can't buy you love. It can buy you Julie Cooper-Nichol, but not love.
- Chino isn't just a type of pants, it's a state of mind.
- Never have sex with your ex girlfriend (who has a fiance and doesn't like to use any method of contraception).
