"Well THAT was original..."

Submitted by AlacritMusic on Fri, 11/30/2007 - 08:10
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  1. Infinite Variations of...
  3. ME: You're terrible.
  5. "COMEDIAN": That's not what your mom said last night...
  8. ME: When's the train going to arrive?
  10. "COMEDIAN": It arrived on your mom last night.
  13. ME: Dude, whatever floats your boat.
  15. "COMEDIAN": Dude, I floated your mom's boat last night.
  18. ME: ... what!?!?!?
  22. Yes, indeed, I got my hair cut yesterday. And then I went out in public...
  24. INNOCENT BYSTANDER I KNOW: Hey, did you get your hair cut?
  26. ME: (sarcastically) I'd like one more person to ask me that, please.
  28. "COMEDIAN": Hey Doug, did you get your hair cut?
  30. BAHHHH HAHAHAHAH!!!! Omg funny.
  34. ME: (Really could say anything... such as...) Would you by any chance have the time? (Or like...) Why didn't you call me? (Or like...) Dude is that a rash on your arm or something?
  36. "COMEDIAN:" YOUR FACE!!!!
  38. ME: (Stares) ...