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  • Godweensatan: The Oneness (1990)


  • 1. You Fucked Up: 2.8
  • 2. Tick: 6.7
  • 3. I'm In The Mood To Move: 3.8
  • 4. I Gots A Weasel: 4.0
  • 5. Fat Lenny: 5.2
  • 6. Cold And Wet: 4.1
  • 7. Bumblebee: 2.2
  • 8. Don't Laugh (I Love You): 3.6
  • 9. Never Squeal: 6.2
  • 10. Up On The Hill: 4.9
  • 11. Wayne's Pet Youngin': 4.2
  • 12. Nicole: 3.0
  • 13. Common Bitch: 2.7
  • 14. El Camino: 1.8
  • 15. Old Queen Cole: 2.4
  • 16. Nan: 3.7
  • 17. Licking The Palm For Guava: 4.3
  • 18. Mushroom Festival In Hell: 2.0
  • 19. LMLYP: 3.3
  • 20. Papa Zit: 0.6
  • 21. Old Man Thunder: 0.8
  • 22. Birthday Boy: 7.2
  • 23. Blackjack: 1.7
  • 24. Squelch The Weasel: 7.1
  • 25. Marble Tulip Juicy Tree: 6.8
  • 26. Puffy Cloud: 5.0
  • Song Average: 3.9
  • Score: 34%

  • The Pod (1991)


  • 1. Strap On That Jammypac: 6.0
  • 2. Dr. Rock: 6.4
  • 3. Frank: 5.6
  • 4. Sorry Charlie: 6.1
  • 5. The Stallion (Pt. 1): 6.2
  • 6. Pollo Asado: 5.4
  • 7. Right To The Ways And The Rules Of The World: 5.7
  • 8. Captain Fantasy: 7.2
  • 9. Demon Sweat: 7.4
  • 10. Molly: 4.5
  • 11. Can U Taste The Waste: 4.0
  • 12. Don't Sweat It: 6.1
  • 13. Awesome Sound: 3.9
  • 14. Laura: 4.0
  • 15. Boing: 5.0
  • 16. Mononucleosis: 5.5
  • 17. Oh My Dear (Falling In Love): 7.4
  • 18. Sketches Of Winkle: 5.3
  • 19. Alone: 6.3
  • 20. Moving Away: 6.0
  • 21. She Fucks Me: 5.1
  • 22. Pork Roll Egg And Cheese: 5.5
  • 23. The Stallion (Pt. 2): 5.8
  • Song Average: 5.7
  • Score: 57%

  • Pure Guava (1992)


  • 1. Little Birdy: 4.6
  • 2. Tender Situation: 4.0
  • 3. The Stallion (Pt. 3): 3.6
  • 4. Big Jilm: 3.0
  • 5. Push Th' Little Daisies: 3.5
  • 6. The Goin' Gets Tough From The Getgo: 4.0
  • 7. Reggaejunkiejew: 2.1
  • 8. I Play It Off Legit: 2.8
  • 9. Pumpin' 4 The Man: 3.0
  • 10. Sarah: 4.1
  • 11. Springtheme: 3.7
  • 12. Flies On My Dick: 2.6
  • 13. I Saw Gener Cryin' In His Sleep: 9.0
  • 14. Touch My Tooter: 3.4
  • 15. Mourning Glory: 1.6
  • 16. Loving U Thru It All: 6.0
  • 17. Hey Fat Boy (Asshole): 2.3
  • 18. Don't Get 2 Close: 6.2
  • 19. Poop Ship Destroyer: 3.6
  • Song Average: 3.8
  • Score: 38%

  • Chocolate And Cheese (1994)


  • 1. Take Me Away: 8.1
  • 2. Spinal Meningitis: 8.0
  • 3. Freedom Of '76: 7.7
  • 4. I Can't Put My Finger On It: 9.0
  • 5. A Tear For Eddie: 7.5
  • 6. Roses Are Free: 9.1
  • 7. Baby Bitch: 9.2
  • 8. Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?: 7.9
  • 9. Drifter In The Dark: 9.0
  • 10. Voodoo Lady: 9.1
  • 11. Joppa Road: 9.3
  • 12. Candi: 4.8
  • 13. Buenos Tardes Amigo: 9.5
  • 14. The HIV Song: 9.1
  • 15. What Deaner Was Talkin' About: 9.3
  • 16. Don't Shit Where You Eat: 9.1
  • Song Average: 8.5
  • Score: 83%

  • 12 Golden Country Greats (1996)


  • 1. I'm Holding You: 7.7
  • 2. Japanese Cowboy: 7.5
  • 3. Piss Up A Rope: 6.6
  • 4. I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm: 6.9
  • 5. Pretty Girl: 7.2
  • 6. Powder Blue: 6.8
  • 7. Mister Richard Smoker: 6.9
  • 8. Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain: 6.6
  • 9. You Were The Fool: 6.7
  • 10. Fluffy: 7.8
  • Song Average: 7.1
  • Score: 67%

  • The Mollusk (1997)


  • 1. I'm Dancing In The Show Tonight: 9.3
  • 2. The Mollusk: 9.1
  • 3. Polka Dot Tail: 9.2
  • 4. I'll Be Your Jonny On The Spot: 5.8
  • 5. Mutilated Lips: 6.9
  • 6. The Blarney Stone: 9.0
  • 7. It's Gonna Be (Alright): 9.2
  • 8. The Golden Eel: 9.5
  • 9. Cold Blows The Wind: 7.3
  • 10. Pink Eye (On My Leg): 4.7
  • 11. Waving My Dick In The Wind: 6.8
  • 12. Buckingham Green: 5.0
  • 13. Ocean Man: 6.0
  • 14. She Wanted To Leave (Reprise): 7.2
  • Song Average: 7.5
  • Score: 70%

  • White Pepper (2000)


  • 1. Exactly Where I'm At: 6.3
  • 2. Flutes Of Chi: 6.8
  • 3. Even If You Don't: 7.2
  • 4. Bananas And Blow: 6.5
  • 5. Stroker Ace: 4.8
  • 6. Ice Castles: 4.2
  • 7. Back To Basom: 5.9
  • 8. The Grobe: 6.0
  • 9. Pandy Fackler: 4.9
  • 10. Stay Forever: 9.4
  • 11. Falling Out: 7.8
  • 12. She's Your Baby: 9.0
  • Song Average: 6.6
  • Score: 62%

  • Quebec (2003)


  • 1. It's Gonna Be A Long Night: 4.8
  • 2. Zoloft: 4.5
  • 3. Transdermal Celebration: 5.0
  • 4. Among His Tribe: 5.7
  • 5. So Many People In The Neighborhood: 1.7
  • 6. Tried And True: 2.8
  • 7. Happy Colored Marbles: 4.0
  • 8. Hey There Fancypants: 6.0
  • 9. Captain: 5.8
  • 10. Chocolate Town: 6.2
  • 11. I Don't Want It: 7.2
  • 12. The Fucked Jam: 2.0
  • 13. Alcan Road: 2.4
  • 14. The Argus: 5.2
  • 15. If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All): 6.1
  • Song Average: 4.6
  • Score: 45%

  • Shinola, Vol. 1 (2005)


  • 1. Tastes Good On Th'Bun: 0.6
  • 2. Boys Club: 1.5
  • 3. I Fell In Love Today: 3.8
  • 4. Big Fat Tuck: 0.0
  • 5. Gabrielle: 6.0
  • 6. Did You See Me?: 2.7
  • 7. How High Can You Fly: 1.8
  • 8. Transitions: 6.5
  • 9. Israel: 5.0
  • 10. The Rift: 5.7
  • 11. Monique The Freak: 2.8
  • 12. Someday: 7.0
  • Song Average: 3.6
  • Score: 33%

  • La Cucaracha (2007)


  • 1. Fiesta: 7.2
  • 2. Blue Balloon: 6.3
  • 3. Friends: 6.0
  • 4. Object: 7.0
  • 5. Learnin' To Love: 5.9
  • 6. My Own Bare Hands: 3.0
  • 7. The Fruit Man: 4.5
  • 8. Spirit Walker: 4.6
  • 9. Shamemaker: 3.8
  • 10. Sweetheart In The Summer: 6.0
  • 11. Lullaby: 5.9
  • 12. Woman And Man: 4.0
  • 13. Your Party: 7.5
  • Song Average: 5.5
  • Score: 48%
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Rankings

1. Chocolate and Cheese ****/*****
2. The Mollusk ***1/2/*****
3. 12 Golden Country Greats ***/*****
4. White Pepper ***/*****
5. The Pod **1/2/*****
6. La Cucaracha **/*****
7. Quebec **/*****
8. Pure Guava *1/2/*****
9. Godweensatan: The Oneness *1/2/*****
10. Shinola, Vol. 1 *1/2/*****