TOTALLY Overrated Female Celebrities
Submitted by frenzee on Tue, 08/02/2005 - 05:18
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- Cindy Crawford - ok, we don't see so much of her anymore, but for awhile there it was OVERKILL City. She is NOT that gorgeous. It seems as long as you've got that signature "beauty mark", you can call yourself a model.
- Katie Holmes - ENOUGH of her already! And the whole thing with her and Tom Cruise needs to DIE, right now!
- Patricia Heaton - is there anything this woman won't endorse? She's done commercials for four or five different things in addition to her role on "Everybody Loves Raymond". Go HOME, Patricia!
- Julia Roberts - I'm sorry, but she is OVERRATED. She's a good actress, but come on. She's no freakin' Katherine Hepburn or something. I don't even think she's all that pretty, for the most part.
- Sarah Jessica Parker - Loved her on "Square Pegs" in the 80's, but she should have faded into obscurity after that. She's the ugliest horseface to ever obtain a SAG card.
- Megan Mullaly - Her voice, like that of Fran Drescher, makes me want to rip my ears off and mail them to someone. She's doing M&M commercials, and clearly scarfing them down by the bag in between takes.
- Heather Locklear - I am SICK TO DEATH of this woman. She's been around for 30 years, for chrissake, she must be three-quarters collagen and scar tissue by now. Time to retire, Heather!
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As with any list of mine, this is a work in progress, to be added to as more names occur to me.
No mention of the talentless yet famous Paris Hilton? Let's look at her list of credentials:
Acting: none. Unless you count looking like a confused idiot, in which case she was in the "movie" House of Wax. But she was famous before.
Singing: Leftfield house artist Mu made fun of her in a song. Does this count?
Writing: none. Not that this is surprising, literacy is usually required for this one.
Comedy: none. Although her existence amuses me, this doesn't qualify as comedic talent.
Production: Maybe, if she knew what the word meant.
Charity: none.
Politics: none.
Popular science: Ah yes, Paris Hilton, America's answer to Albert Einstein.
Dancing: none.
So please, please, please tell me: why is she famous?
Actually, Katie Holmes is a pretty good actress: she's even had a few movie-stealing performances (ie Pieces of April). And her relationship with Tom Cruise should only bother you if you read the tabloids and the "we're not tabloids! We're breaking news!" (ie People, Star): it isn't reported anywhere else, really. Besides, no one rates her THAT highly, most people see her as another young starlet with moderate talent and great potential. And I'd say that's exactly what she is.
Q: Why is Paris (undeservingly) famous?
A: Sharing intimate love moments. On tape. On the net.
Precisely! (well, she was famous before that too). But that's a lot of what makes her so overrated: you couldn't even really see anything besides.
Lol. Even if it wasn't shot secretly I doubt if the results would be different.