Top 5 Songs that Sound Good While Sitting on Your Ass at the WM
Submitted by frida on Tue, 02/20/2001 - 10:27
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- 1. Ooops...I Did It Again, Britney Spears. "Stop...What Is It Britney?" This sound really, really sucks but when your forced to listen to it through your coworker's cubicle 20 times a day, it kind of grows on you. My fellow WM employee Danielle and I both hate Britney so this song works as kind of a Pavlovian cue to arouse our distaste.
- 2. Big Pimpin', Jay-Z. Can anyone figure out what those acronyms really mean? In the B.L.A.B.? This guy can spell worth shit.
- 3. Thong Song, by Sisqou. I think we've come to appreciate this one, it's too catchy for it's own good. And that little violin intro makes it sound less sleazy than it actually is. First you start humming along, next thing you know you're pulling out the gold card at Victoria's.
- 4. Nutty for You, Janet Jackson (from the nutty professor soundtrack). B/C it sounds like every other Janet Jackson song ever written.
- 5. The Real Slim Shady, Eminem. This one is CONSTANTLY playing. We always here it thanks to our coworker's affinity for top 40 stations. We just like the part about Christina Aguilera.
I work at the WM...Waste Management of Oregon. Yes that's right, folks, a garbage company. I don't actually take out the trash or anything, I just sit at a desk all day. Just one of the side effects of being a poor college student is that you get the most glamorous jobs. The highlight of the job is the free coffee and listening to the radio through my coworker Bethany's cubicle. My friend Danielle, also a proud WM employee and I made this list while pretending to do work.