top 5 favorite jokes

Submitted by taryn on Wed, 02/19/2003 - 13:10
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  1. a skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
  2. a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" (variation: change horse to celine dion)
  3. two cows are talking in a pasture and one cow says to the other cow "so what do you make of this mad-cow disease?" and the other cow says "what do i care? i'm a helicopter."
  4. is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  5. hangovers are the wrath of grapes.
  7. and lastly, one for the craftygal in me:
  8. a policeman sees a woman drive by and notices she's knitting at the same time. the cop pulls up next to her and says "pull over!" and the lady says "no, a pair of socks!"
  9. honorable mention:
  10. Q: what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
  11. A: dam!
Author Comments: 

these jokes never fail to make me laugh. i swear--people test me... and the skeleton always wins. :)