Top 250 Goofiest, Wackiest, Oddest Movie Titles Of All Time
Submitted by flfrleta on Thu, 08/11/2005 - 01:27
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250. IN SEARCH OF WOW WOW WIBBLE WOGGLE WASSIE WOODLE WOO! (1985)
249. TURN LEFT AT THE END OF THE WORLD (2004)
248. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH (1998)
247. BUCK NAKED ARSON (2001)
246. GOOD GIRL SUCK TOES (2004)
245. THE GHOST IN THE INVISIBLE BIKINI (1966)
244. LICK AN APPLE LIKE A PUSSY: THE MOVIE STANISLAWSKI NEVER MADE (2002)
243. NO SOCKS, NO SHOES, JUST YOU... AND A BAG OF CHIPS (2000)
242. I SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE, I PISS ON YOUR GRAVE (2001)
241. DADDY'S DYIN'... WHO'S GOT THE WILL (1990)
240. THROW AWAY YOUR BOOKS AND RALLY IN THE STREETS (1971)
239. 30, STILL SINGLE: CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE (1998)
238. AGAINST THE DRUNKEN CAT PAWS (1975)
237. ORGY OF THE DEAD (1965)
236. BEEN DOWN SO LONG LOOKS LIKE UP TO ME (1971)
235. MONSTERS CRASH THE PAJAMA PARTY (1965)
234. HOW TO GET THE MAN'S FOOT OUTTA YOUR ASS (2003)
233. I DISMEMBER MAMA (1974)
232. SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY (1972)
231. FRANKENSTEIN GENERAL HOSPITAL (1988)
230. ROCK 'N' ROLL ALIEN MONSTER PARTY (1994)
229. TAKE ME NAKED (1966)
228. I EAT YOUR SKIN (1964)
227. PLEASE DON'T EAT MY MOTHER (1972)
226. GO! GO! GO! WORLD (1964)
225. CONFESSIONS OF A PSYCHO CAT (1968)
224. PREHISTORIC BIMBOS IN ARMAGEDDON CITY (1993)
223. BLOODSUCKING PHAROAHS OF PITTSBURGH (1990)
222. THREE ON A MEATHOOK (1972)
221. HIGHWAY TO HELL (1992)
220. THE PINK PUSSY: WHERE SIN LIVES (1964)
219. GAS-S-S-S (1970)
218. DISCO BEAVER FROM OUTER SPACE (1978)
217. HALF A LOAF OF KUNG FU (1985)
216. LOVE AND PAIN AND THE WHOLE DAMN THING (1973)
215. SUFFER, YOU PRICK (1987)
214. IF FOOTMEN TIRE YOU, WHAT WILL HORSES DO? (1971)
213. PULL MY DAISY (1959)
212. HOW TO MAKE GOOD WHEN ONE IS A JERK AND A CRYBABY (1974)
211. HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME (1993)
210. RABID GRANNIES (1989)
209. THE ROAD TO GOD KNOWS WHERE (1990)
208. AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON (1987)
207. I WAS A ZOMBIE FOR THE FBI (1982)
206. A JOKE OF DESTINY, LYING IN WAIT AROUND THE CORNER LIKE A BANDIT (1984)
205. WOMEN FROM THE LAKE OF SCENTED SOULS (1994)
204. THE GORE-GORE GIRLS (1971)
203. BARN OF THE NAKED DEAD (1973)
202. BABY CART TO HADES (1972)
201. ISA MEETS BRUCE LEE IN THE DEVIL'S TRIANGLE (1976)
200. FEROCIOUS FEMALE FREEDOM FIGHTERS (1988)
199. MONSTER A GO-GO! (1965)
198. BRAIN SMASHER... A LOVE STORY (1993)
197. THREE NUTS IN SEARCH OF A BOLT (1964)
196. TARZAN MAMA-MIA (1989)
195. BEST BUNS ON THE BEACH (1987)
194. SUMMER NIGHT WITH GREEK PROFILE, ALMOND EYES & SCENT OF BASIL (1987)
193. GOING TO SCHOOL WITH MY FATHER ON MY BACK (1997)
192. FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! (1966)
191. OVERSEXED RUGSUCKERS FROM MARS (1989)
190. IN THE LAND OF OWL TURDS (1987)
189. THE GIRL WITH BRAINS IN HER FEET (1997)
188. WAX, OR THE DISCOVERY OF TELEVISION AMONG THE BEES (1994)
187. JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT (1968)
186. SHE WAS A HIPPIE VAMPIRE (1966)
185. SURF NAZIS MUST DIE (1987)
184. ATTACK OF THE GIANT HORNY GORILLA (1976)
183. ROCK 'N' ROLL FRANKENSTEIN (1998)
182. NICE GIRLS DON'T EXPLODE (1997)
181. SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA (1988)
180. SCREAM OF THE BUTTERFLY (1965)
179. THE GESTAPO'S LAST ORGY (1976)
178. LSD: HELL FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE (1967)
177. HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS (1988)
176. IN THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND THE MAN WITH ONE EYE IS KING (1994)
175. PSYCHOS IN LOVE (1987)
174. FREDDY GOT FINGERED (2001)
173. ATTACK OF THE KILLER REFRIGERATOR (1990)
172. HEARTBEAT IN THE BRAIN (1970)
171. WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS (1971)
170. SSSSSSS (1973)
169. POW! HARD SEX! (1976)
168. HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR (1996)
167. WHO CARES: ANATOMY OF A DELIVERY BOY (1971)
166. THE FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS, OR PARDON ME BUT YOUR TEETH ARE IN MY NECK (1967)
165. HOW COME NOBODY'S ON OUR SIDE? (1975)
164. BYE, BYE, MONKEY (1978)
163. KINGDOM OF THE CROOKED MIRRORS (1964)
162. THINGS TO DO IN DENVER WHEN YOU'RE DEAD (1995)
161. LOVE IS A DOG FROM HELL (1987)
160. STRANGEST DREAMS: INVASION OF THE SPACE PREACHERS (1990)
159. BORN INTO SHIT (2005)
158. A THOUSAND CLOUDS OF PEACE FENCE THE SKY, LOVE; YOUR BEING LOVE WILL NEVER END (2003)
157. FRANKENSTEIN'S GREAT AUNT TILLIE (1983)
156. SAMURAI VAMPIRE BIKERS FROM HELL (1992)
155. LOOT... GIVE ME MONEY, HONEY! (1970)
154. THE SAGA OF THE VIKING WOMEN AND THEIR VOYAGE TO THE WATERS OF THE GREAT SEA SERPENT (1957)
153. CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL (1996)
152. INSANE SEX TRIBE (1973)
151. VIOLENT SHIT 2: MOTHER HOLD MY HAND (1992)
150. ALONE IN THE T-SHIRT ZONE (1986)
149. DEAD DUDES IN THE HOUSE (1991)
148. GROOVY SQUAD VS. DR. BRAIN (1997)
147. SAMMY & ROSIE GET LAID (1987)
146. HOW DID YOU GET IN? WE DIDN'T SEE YOU LEAVE (1984)
145. DEATH LAID AN EGG (1969)
144. THE COMMIES ARE COMING, THE COMMIES ARE COMING (1957)
143. IT'S A HAUNTED HAPPENIN' (2003)
142. YOU'VE GOT TO WALK IT LIKE YOU TALK IT OR YOU'LL LOSE THAT BEAT (1971)
141. THE WIZARD OF GORE (1970)
140. ELECTRAWOMAN AND DYNAGIRL VS. GLITTER ROCK (1977)
139. SUFFERING BASTARDS (1990)
138. WHY WE HAD TO KILL BITCH (2003)
137. DIRTY COP NO DONUT 2: I AM A PIG (2001)
136. TWO IDIOTS IN HOLLYWOOD (1988)
135. MAN BITES DOG (1991)
134. DEAD PIGEON ON BEETHOVEN STREET (1972)
133. I DON'T WANT TO BE BORN (1975)
132. TORRENTE, THE DUMB ARM OF THE LAW (1998)
131. THE HOUSE WITH WINDOWS THAT LAUGHED (1976)
130. TEN CENTS WORTH OF HOPE (1952)
129. TWO FEMALE SPIES WITH FLOWERED PANTIES (1978)
128. WHITE TRASH AT HEART (1992)
127. GIRL STROKE BOY (1971)
126. SPIDER BABY, OR THE MADDEST STORY EVER TOLD (1964)
125. DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE GIRL BOMBS (1966)
124. TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP OUT (1967)
123. MANIAC NURSES FIND ECSTASY (1997)
122. BREAKIN' 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO (1984)
121. RICH LITTLE RICHARD III VS. THE CRACK WHORE MARINE CORPS (2000)
120. THE MAN FROM S.E.X. (1979)
119. SCUM OF THE EARTH (1965)
118. TEENAGE CATGIRLS IN HEAT (1997)
117. HEY, THERE'S NAKED BODIES ON MY TV! (1979)
116. FRANKENSTEIN SINGS... THE MOVIE (1995)
115. I WOKE UP EARLY THE DAY I DIED (1998)
114. KILLER SEX QUEENS FROM CYBERSPACE (1998)
113. CURSE OF THE CANNIBAL CONFEDERATES (1982)
112. NO SKIN OFF MY ASS (1991)
111. KITTEN WITH A WHIP (1964)
110. JACOB TWO-TWO MEETS THE HOODED FANG (1977)
109. KILL MY WIFE... PLEASE! (1976)
108. THE SEVERED HEAD NETWORK (2003)
107. MEAT FOR SATAN'S ICEBOX (2004)
106. THE CUCKOO CLOCKS OF HELL (1973)
105. THE RATS ARE COMING! THE WEREWOLVES ARE HERE! (1972)
104. DON'T WORRY, WE'LL THINK OF A TITLE (1966)
103. THIS IS AMERICA, CRAZY RIDICULOUS AMERICAN PEOPLE (1976)
102. JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER (2001)
101. I'M GONNA FUCK YOU BACK TO THE STONEAGE (1989)
100. WEIRD WEIRDO (1968)
99. SHUT UP AND SUFFER (1991)
98. EVEN DWARFS STARTED SMALL (1971)
97. DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB (1964)
96. STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT (1992)
95. COCKSUCKER BLUES (1972)
94. CAGED WOMEN IN PURGATORY (1992)
93. DICK AND JANE DROP ACID AND DIE (1991)
92. BRUCE LEE VERSUS GAY POWER (1975)
91. FEMME FONTAINE: KILLER BABE FOR THE C.I.A. (1995)
90. ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES (1977)
89. DEAD WOMEN IN LINGERIE (1990)
88. DESPERATE TEENAGE LOVEDOLLS (1984)
87. TWILIGHT OF THE COCKROACHES (1987)
86. ADAM AND EVE AGAINST CANNIBALS (1983)
85. I WILL FINALLY KNOCK YOU DOWN, DAD (1983)
84. FETISH DOLLS DIE LAUGHING (2005)
83. I NOT STUPID (2002)
82. BUTCHER, BAKER, NIGHTMARE MAKER (1981)
81. TALES FROM THE CRAPPER (2004)
80. THE WONDERFUL ICE CREAM SUIT (1998)
79. THE AVENGING DISCO GODFATHER (1979)
78. I'M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA (1988)
77. HOLY VIRGIN VS. THE EVIL DEAD (1991)
76. UP YOUR TEDDY BEAR (1970)
75. THE MAN WHO WAGGED HIS TAIL (1957)
74. WORK IS A FOUR LETTER WORD (1968)
73. KILLER CONDOM (1996)
72. RAT PFINK A BOO BOO (1966)
71. ROCKABILLY VAMPIRE (2001)
70. THOU SHALL NOT KILL EXCEPT... (1985)
69. VIOLATION OF THE BITCH (1978)
68. SCARECROW IN A GARDEN OF CUCUMBERS (1972)
67. ROCK AND ROLL WRESTLING WOMEN VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY (1959)
66. THE MAN WHO HAD HIS HAIR CUT SHORT (1965)
65. CARS THAT EAT PEOPLE (1974)
64. BETWEEN TIME AND TIMBUKTU: A SPACE FANTASY (1972)
63. JOY RIDE TO NOWHERE (1977)
62. 'TIS PITY SHE'S A WHORE (1970)
61. THE PIG FUCKING MOVIE (1974)
60. I'LL NEVER FORGET WHAT'S 'IS NAME (1967)
59. CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE PEANUT BUTTER FREAK (1976)
58. MOTHER GOOSE A GO-GO (1967)
57. 99 AND 44/100% DEAD (1974)
56. TAMMY AND THE T-REX (1994)
55. I WILL WALK LIKE A CRAZY HORSE (1972)
54. REVEREND BILLY & THE CHURCH OF STOP SHOPPING (2002)
53. BUTTCRACK (1998)
52. REVENGE OF THE TEENAGE VIXENS FROM OUTER SPACE (1985)
51. COMPLETELY TOTALLY UTTERLY (1998)
50. CLASS OF NUKE 'EM HIGH 3: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE SUBHUMANOID (1994)
49. ELEVATOR GIRLS IN BONDAGE (1972)
48. NUDIST COLONY OF THE DEAD (1991)
47. THE RISE AND FALL OF THE WORLD AS SEEN FROM A SEXUAL POSITION (1972)
46. WEREWOLF IN A GIRL'S DORMITORY (1963)
45. CORNMAN: AMERICAN VEGETABLE HERO (2001)
44. ANGELS WITH BURNT WINGS (1970)
43. VALLEY OF THE DANCING WIDOWS (1975)
42. MEN CRY BULLETS (1997)
41. WE WHO ARE NOT OTHERS (1991)
40. FAT GUY GOES NUTZOID (1986)
39. I WANNA DRIVE YOU INSANE (1997)
38. DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF (1995)
37. THE CHRISTIAN LICORICE STORE (1971)
36. THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE PEOPLE SHOW (2001)
35. OH DAD, POOR DAD (MAMMA'S HUNG YOU IN THE CLOSET & I'M FEELING SO SAD) (1967)
34. FOR MY CRUSHED RIGHT EYE (1968)
33. HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A NEGRO WITHOUT GETTING TIRED (1989)
32. CHOPPER CHICKS IN ZOMBIETOWN (1991)
31. DEMENTED DEATH FARM MASSACRE: THE MOVIE (1986)
30. DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING (1972)
29. GEEK MAGGOT BINGO (1983)
28. HOLD ME BACK OR I'LL HAVE AN ACCIDENT (1984)
27. BLOOD SISTERS OF LESBIAN SIN (1997)
26. HAVE A GOOD FUNERAL MY FRIEND... SARTANA WILL PAY (1971)
25. WATCH OUT, WE'RE MAD (1973)
24. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN (1988)
23. CANNIBAL WOMEN IN THE AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH (1989)
22. THE LONGEST MOST MEANINGLESS MOVIE IN THE WORLD (1970)
21. SUGAR HILL AND HER ZOMBIE HIT MEN (1974)
20. GO KILL AND COME BACK (1968)
19. THEY WENT THAT-A-WAY & THAT-A-WAY (1978)
18. FEARLESS BITCHES (1980)
17. A NYMPHOID BARBARIAN IN DINOSAUR HELL (1994)
16. I BOUGHT A VAMPIRE MOTORCYCLE (1990)
15. NO DESERT DAD, 'TIL YOU MOW THE LAWN (1994)
14. IN SEARCH OF THE HOLY FORESKIN (1996)
13. DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS (1972)
12. TOMORROW I'LL SCALD MYSELF WITH TEA (1977)
11. PSYCHEDELIC GLUE SNIFFIN' HILLBILLIES (1993)
10. MICROSCOPIC LIQUID SUBWAY TO OBLIVIAN (1970)
9. ANOTHER BULLSHIT NIGHT IN SUCK CITY (2006)
8. FERTILIZE THE BLASPHEMING BOMBSHELL (1990)
7. WAR IS MENSTRUAL ENVY (1992)
6. THE INFLATABLE SEX DOLL OF THE WASTELANDS (1967)
5. THE SIDELONG GLANCES OF A PIGEON KICKER (1971)
4. DEATH MAY BE YOUR SANTA CLAUS (1969)
3. BEACH BABES FROM BEYOND INFINITY (1993)
2. INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED-UP ZOMBIES!!? (1963)
and the winner of the goofiest, wackiest, oddest movie title of all time is...
1. PUCKER UP AND BARK LIKE A DOG
I like Surf Nazis must die.
I like it to. In fact, it was one of around 100 titles I was considering. When I decided to limit the list to 30 titles, I put Surf Nazis and the others away for a Part 2. But, since I decided to add a little to this list and you brought it up...
The titles "Where the Green Ants Dream" and "We of the Never Never" are derived from Australian aboriginal mythology and seem less goofy, wacky and odd to Australians than they must to Americans.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..."
We all live in our own little worlds. We do our best to broaden our horizons and not live in ignorance of others but we aren't given enough minutes in a day or enough days in a life to learn about all the other little worlds around us. Misunderstanding reigns.
Both of those titles were odd to me and I put them on the list. However, I did kind of figure that seeing the films would in all probability remove the blinders from my eyes. Still, without having seen the film and without a knowledge of Australian aborigine mythology, "Where the Green Ants Dream" made as much sense to me as "Where the Red Frogs Go to Sing Nursery Rhymes" (not an actual film title).
I realize that there are other titles on the list that might not seem as goofy or wacky or odd if I saw the film. For all I know, puckering up and barking like a dog might be part of the wedding ceremony as performed by a cult of dog worshipers... a very solemn ritual I've yet to come to an understanding of.
I wasn't really trying to slap you on the wrist; just making an observation.
Good to see you included one of my favorites, Oh Dad, Poor Dad...etc. The movie itself is quite odd, too.
Great List! Very funny finds... a couple you may have missed(and maybe you didn't because they aren't that wacky or odd, either way they tickle me)...
-Rebirth of the Babymaker('94)
-Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!('89)
-Super Fuzz('80)
-Hungry Wives('73)
-A Woman In Lizards Skin('83)
-The Attack Of The Killer Shrews('59)
-The Last Time I Commited Suicide('97)
-Stop, You're Killing Me('52)
-Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things('72)
-God Told Me To('76)
-4D Man('59)
-The Revenge Of Pumpkinhead: Blood Wings('94)... starring Marky McCracken and Soleil Moon Frye to boot
and some spaghetti western titles are usually wacky...
-Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin('70)
-A Reason to Live, a Reason to Die('72)
-Duck You Sucker('71)
-My Name Is Nobody('73)
-Fighting Fists Of Shanghai Joe('72)
-Those Dirty Dogs('73)
Thanks for some good suggestions!
Terrific list! But it doesn't have Get To Know Your Rabbit .
That's another good one!
Hi, need a little help from your brainbox, back in the 80's
there was an animated short movie about a surfer looking for
a special surf board, I think it was shown in the theatres as a short
along with Heavy Metal or some type of surf movie, all I remember it that
this surfer dude finally finds the Board and has to out surf Aliens trying
to kill him in the waves...Any ideas as to what that might be?
Thanx Mellow Cat