Things One Should Never Say Publically

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  • Dude, Kenny Loggins kicks ASS!!!
  • Mmm, I'm in the mood for liver stew for lunch.
  • OJ couldn't have possibly killed his wife and her lover!
  • The guy I spoke to was from either Iran or Jamaica. What the hell, they're right next to each other.
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I swear, these are things I HAVE heard people say publically!