Things My Ex-Boyfriend Told Me to Do/Not Do

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  1. Things My Ex-Boyfriend Told Me Not to DO
  2. Crack/Become a crackwhore
  3. Meth
  4. Take the skateboard-shoe-wearing path and smoke butts
  5. Acid
  6. Steal
  7. Drink Alcohol alone
  8. deal drugs
  9. crew
  10. Things my Ex-Boyfriend told me To Do
  11. buy and wear skateboard shoes
  12. listen to NOFX
  13. Crew
  14. buy Girl TIms
  15. Ski
  16. Be a computer person
  17. play video games
  18. Go to a party with him
  19. Go to a party without him, get drunk, and tell him how it went
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This is a list of advice of things my Ex-Boyfriend told me to do or not do before and during our relationship. The do list is pretty much what he wants his ideal girlfriend to be like and pretty much I'm not that girl. Now I wonder if I should do the Do list.