Things I've read in 2002

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  1. -the Surgeon General's warning on the back of a pack of Kool's ciggarettes
  2. -The nutrition facts on the back of a box of Bac-Os that I was thinking about buying
  3. -That stupid FBI warning that comes on before you watch a movie
  4. -most of the captions from the June issue of "Busty."
  5. -The words "Ford Explorer" on my car. I've owned my car for awhile but never bothered to look at that little metal sign before.
  6. -A note from some punk kid that hit my Ford Explorer
  7. -A warrant for my arrest
  8. -The Brothers Karamozov
  9. -A list of Sublime dates and venues on the back of some kid's shirt while I was in line to buy smokes in Phoenix
  10. -"List of Movies I Would See if I Were Allowed Back in the Movie Theater" by debbiehitler at listology.com
  11. -thousands of stop signs (average 8 a day)
  12. -half the names of the colors in a 64-count box of Crayola Crayons.
  13. -My driver's license when I was trying to see how tall I was
  14. -the first fifteen minutes of subtitles before I walked out of "Amilee." Worst money I ever spent.
Author Comments: 

I am an avid reader and I try to read at least a thing a day

i cant even spell inimical..but i think im in love with you

xo, debs