Things I would rather do instead of having to watch the movie LEGIONNAIRE ever again

Submitted by Eve on Thu, 09/30/2004 - 08:25
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  • Eat a 5-kilo box of chocolate-covered cherries with the cherries sucked out by grandma
  • Give myself a Marge Simpson haircut
  • Make my fall clothes myself using only a rustic loom and some raw cotton
  • Learn basic Esperanto
  • Perfume myself with Eau De my neighbor's cabbage soup
  • Listen to C+C Music Factory's entire œuvre while cleaning a frat house after a party
  • Go to a death metal concert dressed as Barbra Streisand, circa THE PRINCE OF TIDES
  • Drop an ACME safe on my foot, Willy Coyote-style
AJDaGreat10/01/2004

I actually took a pretty basic Esperanto online class. I didn't do too well in it, but I managed to pass. I don't really remember it at all. I think it's a cool concept, though.

Eve10/01/2004

I love the idea of this universal language, but when would you use it? Still, it's a neat idea.

AJDaGreat10/01/2004

Well, if it caught on, people whose primarily language is a "real" language could commuicate with people whose primarily language is a different "real" language, through this easy-to-learn, easy-to-speak universal second language. Unfortunately, it never caught on, so the practical applications of learning Esperanto at this point are pretty minimal. I just find it interesting.