Things to do before gorillas rule the earth

Submitted by cutiek868 on Mon, 06/06/2005 - 11:22
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  1. build a treehouse.
  2. find beauty in the mundane things in life, like making coffee, if i drank coffee.
  3. see the stars from a plain in africa.
  4. wear big sunglasses and a parka in the middle of the winter and look shifty.
  5. wear a suit and ride a motorcycle.
  6. touch the great wall of china.
  7. sit on a green hill in ireland.
  8. love thy neighbor
  9. see a real bollywood movie.
  10. read alice in wonderland.
  11. read alice through the looking glass.
  12. read the wizard of oz.
  13. get lost somewhere in montana.
  14. take a road trip to the west coast.
  15. thank my parents for the things they did right.
  16. imagine life without sound and hearing.
  17. sing jazz in front of people who hate jazz.
  18. sing jazz in front of a shitload of people who love jazz.
  19. learn to scat like mad.
  20. learn to play jazz piano.
  21. learn to play real blues guitar.
  22. drink tea in india.
  23. study opera in brazil.
  24. give up all meaningless wordly posessions and start over.
  25. remember the good things about people.
  26. completely turn someone's world upside down, in the best way possible.
  27. join the peace corps.
  28. eat good sushi in tokyo, not the crappy stuff we have here.
  29. go skinny dipping in the moonlight.
  30. visit Lucie in france, and see the eiffel tower.
  31. take a cheesy picture of myself holding up the leaning tower of pisa.
  32. adopt a child who needs me.
  33. make it to 30 alive.
  34. congratulate steve buschemi.
  35. smile at ewan mcgregor.
  36. move out of the country.
  37. teach music.
  38. teach children.
  39. do 100 things i've said i would.
  40. smile at every third stranger i see.
  41. look up.
  42. live in a major city for a year.
  43. live in Boston.
  44. see lucie again.
  45. see Gel again.
  46. sing with a jazz quartet for a year.
  47. throw a suprise birthday party.
  48. have a good hot dog outside of the midwest.
  49. own a home.
  50. write a children's book, and get published.
  51. remain acquaintances if not friends with zach.
  52. pretend i don't care about the world.
  53. start another scholarship fund.
  54. do my part to change public education.
  55. throw smashing tea parties.
  56. remember people who have treated me well.
  57. learn to play upright bass.
  58. plant a huge flower garden, complete with trellis.
  59. learn more about brain physiology.
  60. give someone advice, that actually means something and something they couldn't have gotten from a crappy self help book.
  61. figure out what scared me so much in Rocko's Modern Life.
  62. give more than i receive.
  63. buy a real camera.
  64. take a belly dancing class.
  65. examine the meaning of true love for myself.
diaskeaus02/23/2006

I had a dream once where gorillas invaded the earth in UFOs. Everyone was wearing togas and living in Greek temples and eating cheeze-its. It was weird.