Things That Air On Canadian TV at Two in the Morning
Submitted by xfanatic50 on Wed, 11/26/2003 - 03:13
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- infomercials for miracle cures with more possible side effects than benefits
- French-language television
- The Reverend Peter Popoff (ugh)
- Jerry Springer
- Soft-core pornography
- More religious programming
- More Infomercials (you know, the Time Life ones with Davy Jones, the ones for that new miracle diet pill, etc.)
- Many, many advertisements for sex phone lines
- Canadian news (good if you want to be put to sleep)
- Sports recaps
- Blind Date and other cheesy dating reality shows
- Old superhero cartoons like Spider-man and the Incredible Hulk
- Canadian kiddie shows like Dudley the Dragon
- The Home Shopping Network
- Reruns of horrible comedies like Mad About You and Suddenly Susan
- Cheesy 1950's horror/sci-fi movies in black and white
- The A-Team
- X-Treme Elimination Challenge (many episodes)
- Old Warner Bros. cartoons
- Even more infomercials
- Even more soft-core pornography
- Boring locally produced cooking shows
- Reruns of C.S.I
- Crossing Over with John Edwards
- Canadian documentaries on things like the Moose (That's not a joke, there's actually a documentary about moose on as I'm writing this!)
- The ghastly Canadian reality show Train 48
- The new Hollywood Squares
- Yet more soft-core pornography
There are several things you must realize about me:
1) I enjoy amusing myself in bizarre ways.
2) I am an insomniac
3) I am very very bored right now.
So, here it is: this particular moment and others like it captured in time in a list.